Translation: "The lie we told that inflated our customer county by 900% was industry standard."

"None of our partners will validate our tree-planting promises, but trust us."

We are a finance company that can't count our key outputs within a margin of error of > 33%.

Our dirty investments aren't dirtier than other ESG dirty investments:

Other companies paper over their losses through the nonstandard EBITDAM measure, so we're OK, even though this converted a $150M loss to a $500K profit.

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