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cicer Profile picture
@cicerfics
Nov 19, 2021 • 4 tweets • 1 min read • Read on X
#omegaLWJseason

Concepts where Omegaji decides, "Fuck it, I'm gonna have a baby on my own" are so important to me.

...Also, I really enjoy the idea of Alphaxian meeting LWJ only after he's reached his final form of World's Biggest MILF/DILF.
Like! I just want WWX to be a Little League coach or something!

He bonds with cute little A-Yuan, but he hasn't met A-Yuan's dad yet. He knows the dad is an omega and a single parent, but A-Yuan is usually dropped off/picked up by his uncle.
Then, one afternoon, LWJ gets out of work early and picks up A-Yuan himself.

He steps out of his minivan, five months pregnant with Baby #2, probably wearing yoga pants or something.

WWX promptly explodes into a hundred million horny little pieces.
WWX's one surviving brain cell:

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Dec 31, 2022
Oh many. So many of my friends are doing year-end wrap ups that are like, "The only good thing I can say about this dumpster fire year is that I LIVED TO SEE THE END OF IT, BITCH". And that is a mood, right there. 😭
This year tried VERY HARD to unalive at least two of my loved ones, but we all SURVIVED OUT OF SPITE. So there's that, at least.

Now I would like this stinky poo-poo garbage year to get in the bin and go away. Zero stars, would not recommend!! 😘
Also, fandom was like. The only good part of this shitty year for me. So thank you all very much for being here. I'm more grateful than ever for fandom friends, everyone who writes fic and draws art, and just...everybody who shares their passions online for free.
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Dec 9, 2022
Day is RUINED, I'm not going to be able to think of ANYTHING but yuyu's Pilotji for the REST OF MY LIFE, I am now USELESS!!!
cw bondage

You know what I want, though?

I want pilot LWJ and flight attendant WWX to be doing some sort of anti-terrorism training that requires LWJ to be tied up!!
cw bondage

...I don't think airlines actually do trainings where they practice tying up the pilot to teach everyone what to do in a hijacking scenario but LET'S PRETEND.

Picture WWX bending over a tied-up LWJ, trying to focus on the training, but just going 🥵🥵🥵
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Dec 8, 2022
Modern office worker LWJ has the most heinous written communication style you've ever seen. I just know it.

He will 'per my last email' you into an early grave.
People try to tell him his emails come off as a bit passive aggressive.

LWJ: I see. Rest assured that is not at all what I intended.

Coworker: Hah!. I mean, I was sure that you-

LWJ: They're meant to be openly aggressive.
Coworker: ...

LWJ: Which parts of the email fail to clearly convey my contempt? I will rewrite them.

Coworker: ...
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Nov 18, 2022
I am still in hopes that twitter will be around for at least a SMALL while yet, but if things really are going downhill rapidly enough to warrant a little farewell message:

Thank you so much to all of you for hanging out with me here over the past couple of years!
These have been a super hard couple of years for me, and twitter has been a bright spot.

I've loved chatting with everyone, seeing everyone's art, reading everyone's little headcanons, trading ideas, group threadficcing, etc.
It's been a hell of a lot of fun and you guys mean a lot to me. I'm grateful for all of you, whether we spoke directly or not. 🥺

Still hoping the plane will pull itself out of its current nosedive, but if not, I'll see you guys around on some other site!
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Jul 25, 2022
I really, really want a post-canon thingy where WWX is traveling on his own and suddenly gets cursed and turns into a dog.

Has someone written this yet?
WWX: Haha, wild, I got cursed and I shapeshifted! Welp, let me peer into this stream, check my reflection, and assess the damage.

WWX: ...

WWX: AAAAAHHHHHHHHHH 😱
Catch WWX frantically running away from the other dogs in the area who are trying to play with their new friend. 😔

Bonus points if this happens near Lotus Pier (and JC and WWX haven't reconciled yet).
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Jul 17, 2022
I just like to think of WWX seeing LWJ rocking/cuddling his rabbit like it's an infant, and blurting out, "HAHA LAN ZHAN MAYBE WE SHOULD HAVE A REAL BABY TOGETHER JUST KIDDING UNLESS??? 😳'
WWX, internally: Gotta think of a super casual way to bring up my raging baby fever.

WWX, out loud: HAHA LAN ZHAN WHAT IF YOU WERE ROCKING A REAL ACTUAL BABY RIGHT NOW INSTEAD OF A BUNNY.

WWX, internally: ...Nailed it.
Wait, I thought of something that makes this concept funnier.

What if LQR is getting FED UP with the lack of grandbabies. 😭

Wangji and That Boy have been married over a YEAR and there is absolutely NO TALK of grandbabies yet and he is DONE.
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