Thread by @AndrewPRLevi

Alice In Brexitland

“Which is the best way out of Brexit?” asked Alice.

The fat little men only grinned.

“I know what you're thinking about” said Tweedledum “but it isn't so”.

“If it was so it might be & if it were so it would be but as it isn't it ain't” said Tweedledee. /1.

“The UK’s dreaming now” said Tweedledee. “And what do you think its dreaming about?”

Alice said “Nobody can guess that.”

“Why, about Brexit benefits!” Tweedledee exclaimed.

“If that there country was to wake” added Tweedledum “Brexit’d go out, bang! just like a candle!” /2.

“I'd better be getting out of this Brexit. It’s coming on very dark. D’you think it's going to rain horribly on us?” said Alice.

Tweedledum spread a large umbrella over himself & his brother.

“No” he said. “At least, not under here”.

“Selfish things!” thought Alice. /3.

“Do you see that?” said Tweedledum in a voice choking with passion. His eyes grew large & yellow.

“It's only Brexit” Alice replied. “Quite broken”.

“I knew it was!” he cried, stamping about wildly. “My nice NEW BREXIT!”

And his voice rose to a perfect scream. /4. The End

P.S. As my family have correctly pointed out, this story should in fact be called “Alice Through The Brexitglass”.

Let’s hope we all wake up soon.