Finally it's here — series 4 of Selling Sunset. For more than a year we've been starved of the sight of extremely tall, rake-thin women strutting into extremely large, luscious houses in LA, asking each other:
“What do you call the kitchen off the main kitchen?”
Most of the best parts are brought to us by its extraordinary villain, Christine Quinn.
She is outrageously watchable — a kind of sexy, thin, diamond-encrusted emu Marilyn Manson: nearly 6ft of Texan boss bitch.
Hardly a scene goes by without the hilarious Quinn, 33, telling us how much she loathes her colleagues.
She prickles with savage one-liners — “You look like a slutty Big Bird.” About her colleague Chrishell, then a new agent: “She can sit on the floor until she’s proved herself.”
At the end of the new series the fight gets so nasty that Quinn spends the best part of 20 minutes of the finale in tears at a party, screaming “You guys are horrible” and “You guys are monsters.”
"It is like nothing I have ever seen on a reality TV show," writes @camillalong, who spoke to Quinn for @TheSTStyle.
How is she doing? Well, she still has “trauma” from giving birth, she says. She had to film all through her pregnancy, 12 hours a day.
She ended up having an emergency C-section. She was in so much “excruciating pain” that she “blacked out”.
"At this point “they took my husband out of the room and they said, ‘You need to choose one right now — baby or Christine?’ And he was, like, ‘You need to do both.’”
“The time I walked into the hospital to the time the baby was born,” she says, “was 22 minutes.”
If there had been traffic, “I would have probably died myself, along with the baby.”
She had a few days off and then she went back to work, a little more than a week later.
She says she is so “go-go-go” she gets bored if she sits around the house — a $5 million shag pad with infinity pool, floating staircase and “environmentally friendly fireplace.”
If you want people to “see your side”, she tells me, you have to get up and get back on the show, even if you’re splitting at the seams.
Her husband can’t watch the show because it is “edited and manipulated and spun and turned around.”
Christine moved out of her parents house in Texas after getting arrested on her 17th birthday.
“At my birthday someone gave me a little marijuana. My parents taught me a lesson. They left me in jail for four days.”
What was jail like? “The food was horrible,” she says.
After she got home she moved out, enrolled in acting classes and moved to LA to try her hand as an actress, where she discovered the only person she really liked playing was herself.
When Selling Sunset came along it seemed like a match made in heaven — she is now the standout star of the show, one of the funniest women on television.
She is about to release a self-help book cum memoir called How to Be a Boss Bitch.
Well, how do you be a boss bitch, asks @camillalong.
“Just really not giving a f*** what other people think of you,” she says with a giggle.
From March 2020 to March 2021 her videos were watched an incredible 300 million times (they’ve had more than one billion views since she launched the channel).
Benji, her docile speckled grey dog, is often seen snoozing in the background.
If you are one of Adriene Mishler’s 10.4 million YouTube subscribers, you might be surprised to hear that the lively, peppy, all-smiles woman who helped us to “find what feels good” hasn’t been feeling, well, all that great.
As one of the British military planes took off from Kabul, Marwa, sitting on the floor of the jet, asked her mother, a former member of Afghanistan’s parliament, if she could sit by the window
Marwa's family were forced to flee for their lives. Their house was wrecked when her neighbourhood was bombed in the days before the Taliban took control
Marwa said that even as militias advanced, she believed they would be safe
Domestic violence helplines are usually tailored for the victims. Now there’s a push to focus on helping the perpetrators to stop their abusive behaviour.
For five days @rosiekinchen has been listening to their calls.
“I am trying to be a man. I don’t talk to anyone. I am so confused," a man sobs down the phone.
For victims of abuse this can be the most dangerous moment — when the abuser has nothing left to lose.
The phone line exists to try and intercept, to prevent further harm.
Violence against women has been one of the defining issues of the past two years. Lockdowns intensified violence in the home.
The murder of Sarah Everard set off a tsunami of anger as women across the country expressed fury about the ways in which they are still unsafe.
Xi, who rose almost without trace through the bureaucracy of the Communist Party of China, has emerged emperor-like on to the world stage, the most authoritarian Chinese leader since Mao Zedong.
China’s heads of state usually serve two five-year terms, but Xi altered the constitution in 2018 to remove the limit, paving the way for him to become a “forever president” and dictator for life.
Yet Xi’s steely grip on power is more brittle than the official narrative would ever allow. The challenges facing him and China are immense.