Thread by @solomonmissouri

I saw a pastor get fired because he went to a Yung joc concert

If you fire me for going to see Jasiel Amon Robinson... I'm gonna steal your sound equipment and pawn it

I'm gonna get the full value of whatever communion crackers are worth...

I'm probably gonna flatten 5 cars worth of tires

Imma leave mad reviews about your musician not being able to follow the preacher and your choir being tone deaf

Imma pull up every Sunday as y'all dismiss on some

And when I write my book under my pseudonym... "Indigo Blade" imma use your real name

"you supposed to be saved"
Me:

Indigo... I think I like that🤔