No two ways about it: "Across The Universe" is just a terrible song.
Meanwhile, "The One After 909" is an uber-primitive rocked-up skiffle song so simple that Peter Jackson didn't even deign to cover the story of The Beatles resurrecting it in the GET BACK doc. But it just knocks you upside the head w/gruff rockabilly joy.
My forever-image of the spirit of The Beatles at the end of January 1969 is George Harrison, grumbling and surling all month long, even resisting playing on the roof, and then just one-shot rattling off guitar fire on that song in 32 degree weather and high winds.
I see people recommending Fiona Apple's cover of "Across The Universe." Folks, 1.) a gold-lamé turd is still feces; 2.) that said, Apple's version is somehow *worse*. God, that generic late '90s trip-hop beat. God, that heroined-out vocal approach.
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Sonic Youth is the classic example of a band so overpraised by hipsters in the '80s/'90s that you might doubt yourself when listening to them at 1st impression. "Is this crap?" Trust your instincts: it might actually be crap. This, however, is not:
DAYDREAM NATION is one of those (for true music nerd) surprising places where hipster/critic praise and actual revealed truth over time collide perfectly: the snoots were not wrong here. It really is a titanic (singular, really) achievement.
What always sticks w/me about DAYDREAM NATION relative to the rest of Sonic Youth's prior output is how big a leap it was. Henry Rollins famously buttonholed the band after an early performance demoing the songs screaming "YES! THIS IS WHAT I WANT FROM MY SONIC YOUTH!" Correct.
Noel Gallagher of Oasis on his brother Liam: "He’s the angriest man you’ll ever meet. He’s like a man with a fork in a world of soup.”
God bless the Gallagher brothers.
Everyone on the planet would be here for an Oasis reunion show which ends with Noel & Liam getting into a punchup onstage in the encore. Make this happen, God, please.
Ray & Dave Davies are too old for this sort of thing. We need Oasis to come back and repopularize fraternal bloodshed the way the Black Crowes and Creedence and the Kinks did. A hallowed musical tradition!
BEVERLY HILLS COP was a great vehicle for showcasing the talents of Judge Reinhold. But Ebert IS correct that, despite it being an entertaining enough watch, it really is a waste of classic-era Eddie Murphy.
I can forgive Martin Brest for directing the lazy BEVERLY HILLS COP and wasting Eddie Murphy's talents because 1.) surely the studios were meddling; 2.) a few years later he helmed one of the greatest films of the '80s in MIDNIGHT RUN.
You know, the funny thing is, I don't even know exactly why I'm supposed to dislike Dr. Oz. I just reflexively assume that anyone who constantly appears on the cover of supermarket tabloids and glossies hawking miracle cures is a charlatan.
Buddy, it's a *strong* reflex.
The one upside to a potential Dr. Oz candidacy: America has been crying out for Sen. Jason Bateman, and this is pretty much as close as we're going to get.
I've had no commentary on the Rittenhouse trial thus far b/c honestly who cares, but lemme tell you one thing that bugs me about the coverage: "travelled three counties to Kenosha!" Leave aside the fact his family lived there; do you know how close Antioch, IL & Kenosha, WI are?
I guess people who don't know this part of the midwest and see two different states think "ah, violence tourism!" Folks, it would take me longer (like, nearly twice as long) to get from where I am in downtown Chicago to O'Hare than it would to drive from Antioch to Kenosha.
I regret the typo in the above tweet. I meant to write "folx," not "folks."
The damage report from @Political_Beats' huge episode on Michael Jackson w/guest @DanielGullotta is in, and there are so many bodies on the dance floor that we've assembled our own slick-dancing zombie army. Song excerpts as follows:
Leave Me Alone/Beat It/Don't Stop 'Til You Get Enough/You Rock My World/ABC [Jackson 5]/I'll Be There [Jackson 5]/I Want You Back [Jackson 5]/Ain't No Sunshine/Rockin' Robin/Ben/Ben (2003 remake)/One Day In Your Life/We've Got Forever/Dancin' Machine [Jackson 5]...
...Shake Your Body [Jackson 5]/It's The Falling In Love/Don't Stop 'Til You Get Enough/Rock With You/Off The Wall/Don't Stop 'Til You Get Enough/Working Day And Night/I Can't Help It/She's Out Of My Life/Girlfriend/Burn This Disco Out...