McCoist - who dressed up as Hearty Harry the week before the Rangers-Hearts Coca-Cola Cup Final in 1996, and when he did his big reveal, the Hearts fans laughed along with him - is quite amazing. Best summariser ever.
Keane definitely won't like the comparison, but he's Eamon Dunphy's true heir if you ask me. And DEFINITELY plays up to his image all the time.
I'd add James Richardson to the 'universally loved' category and take out Barry Davies: who I was in awe of but who divided opinion.
But compare and contrast McCoist's sheer love of the game with the absolutely horrendous Mark Lawrenson: whose rise coincided with the BBC's football coverage disappearing off a cliff.
I doubt anyone ever had a bad word to say about Trevor Brooking, by the way.
Or Peter "Signori... Oh, fabaloos goal!" Brackley.
Or Ray "good afternoon Peter, good afternoon everyone. Smashing" Wilkins. Both the last two are very sadly missed.
Alan Hansen was also the absolute BUSINESS when he started in the job.
Practically revolutionised punditry - and had this fantastically entertaining, not even disguised contempt for Jimmy Hill, who I loved too. Jimmy knew the game and did his job superbly well.
But the BBC dumbed down, it all turned into a weekly Lineker/Shearer/Hansen smugfest, and only recently has its coverage re-emerged.
ITV, the atrocious Matterface excepted, beat it hands down at Euro 2021. That's new. Sky's changes over the last decade have really worked too.
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Free societies only function effectively when the citizens act within the law, with respect for and responsibility towards each other.
The UK govt has broken that social contract many times over. But so have the unvaccinated (except those who can't be so for medical reasons).
It's not about "there's only a small risk to me; I'll take my chances thanks". It's entirely about increasing the risk to everyone else.
It's also about overwhelming hospitals with unvaccinated people - so others with life-threatening conditions die.
If you've actively chosen to endanger others through your own choices of refusing the vaccine (unless, I re-emphasise, your health means you can't be vaccinated) and/or refusing even to wear a mask, you don't get to stamp your feet and whine about consequences.
Since 1970, Everton, one of English football's great clubs, have finished above Liverpool on four occasions. 4 times in 51 (about to become 52) years.
Since 1970, Everton have won 5 major trophies. Liverpool have won 35 major trophies in that time.
Since 1970, Everton have played 57 games at Anfield. They've won 6 of them.
None of the above is a pop at them. It's to ask "why?" Contrary to Rafa or even Shanks' wind-ups in the past, Everton aren't a small club. And they've spent bucketloads in recent years.
So why are they so continually inferior to their biggest rivals?
And yep, they were robbed of the chance of winning the European Cup in 1986 - but that doesn't explain away half a century of near total mediocrity.
I wish my life was as (ostensibly) simple as a pigeon's.
Me: if I get annoyed about something, I rant about it on Twitter.
Pigeon: if I get annoyed about something, I dance around in a circle while making cute noises.
Me: if I run out of money for food, I have a problem.
Pigeon: Money? What's that? If I run out of food, I dance around in a circle making cute noises at my human so he gives me more.
Me: If my toilet blocks, I have a problem.
Pigeon: Toilets? What are those? I shit wherever I want, all the damn time.
Me: It's hard to find a mate. It's a tough world out there.
Pigeon: All I have to do is dance around in a circle making cute noises and they just flock to me. I even have a special penthouse opposite where I take the laydeez.
Me: Bureaucracy is the bane of my life in Uruguay.
When benefit sanctions were brought in, I found myself wondering:
"What, exactly, do the public think happens to someone with no money and no family to stay with for months?"
The answer is that plenty of them died. Not that most British people could've given a shit.
Here we are again now.
"What, exactly, do people think happens to someone who either pays 9% more than everyone else for 30 years, or if they 'never have to pay the debt', it's because THEY EARN LESS THAN MOST PEOPLE?"
"Graduate tax", my arse. National insurance going up (the young expected to pay for the old AGAIN)... plus income tax, plus a further 9% of anything over the threshold.
Which the government may bring down to just 23K.
The theoretical idea behind tuition fees was because graduates would earn more than everyone else.
Except they don't. The vast majority of them don't at all at any point. And we penalise and punish them regardless.