Saint Nicholas is the patron saint of many things, including children, sailors, brewers, archers, unmarried people and merchants. And he's also the patron saint of sex workers.
And the story of St Nick giving secret gifts is a story involving sex work...
The story goes that a father to three daughters had lost his money. Career options for young women in third or fourth century Asia Minor were limited: getting married, or sex work.
The father couldn't afford dowries for his daughters, so marriage was off the table. Hearing of the plight of these young women, Saint Nicholas decided to help.
Night fell, and Saint Nicholas visited the house. He threw a purse of coins through the window. It was enough to pay for a dowry for the first daughter.
When the second daughter came of age, Saint Nicholas pulled the same stunt. Another bag of gold coins lobbed through the window as a dowry so she could wed.
By the time the third daughter came of age, the father was curious about the mysterious benefactor chucking gold into his house. So he stayed up at night to find out what happened.
By some accounts, he caught Saint Nick in the act, and Nicholas ordered him to keep the gifts a secret. By others, he went through more secret means to give his gift of coins, and dropped the purse down the chimney.
The story isn't an especially empowering story towards women - it's a story about men taking it on themselves to help them, but there's a message in the Saint Nicholas story nonetheless:
If you don't want women doing sex work, you have to ensure their material needs are met.
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Today feels like as good a day as any to explore the phenomenon of parthenogenesis - "virgin birth". It's more common than you might think: a lot of animals do it. And they do it in different ways, for different reasons.
Parthenogenesis is a form of reproduction where no sperm is required to fertilise the egg. And it's *wild* how many different ways this happens in nature.
You have some species where their normal form of reproduction is parthenogenesis. Bdelloids, a class of rotifers, tiny freshwater animals, have got on very well without sex for up to 40 million years. It's just how they go.
We've SMASHED our festive fundraising target so we're going to run a little victory flap. Donate £5 or more and we'll tweet a pun, perfect for drag names, pub quiz teams or your new handle. We'll go until 5pm or we run out of puns. justgiving.com/campaign/Vagin…
The puns come from a google doc we have of puns which we've just never found the context to make. Also, big apologies to any celebrities whose names we've punned. We love you.
Thank you for your donation, Anonymous! Your pun is...
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We remain forever obsessed with this image of a woman terrifying the devil himself with her pussy but did you know there's context? Who wants to hear the context for why the devil is so frightened by a vulva?
btw if anything, the context is weirder than the image
So this pic of a lady scaring the devil with her clunge is an 1896 illustration by Charles Eisen of the poem "The Devil of Pope Fig Island" by Jean de la Fontaine, a 17th century French fabulist.
This time of year is a time for choosing gifts for the people you love. And opening your (spam) wallet to supporting the causes you love. To make things efficient here's how you can support the Vagina Museum by doing the shopping you were going to do anyway, at no extra cost.
Also, actually, some of these ways cost you *less*. Get in.
1. BUY FROM OUR ONLINE GIFT SHOP. We have a range of merch to suit every budget, and gifts to bring a vertical smile to everyone. Oh, and use the code MERRYCLITMAS for a vag-nificent 10% off bit.ly/3d72W9U
A St Andrew's Day fact: Scotland has produced the highest number of men who have a part of the gynaecological anatomy named after them. Three parts are named after Scotsmen. So let's do a thread of the parts and the men whose names they bear.
(before we start, let's address two questions. Denmark and Germany hold shared second place, having produced two men who have bits of the gynae anatomy named after them; there are zero parts named after women)
JAMES DOUGLAS (1675-1742), born in West Calder, is the namesake of the POUCH OF DOUGLAS. Also known as the rectouterine pouch, it's an extension of the peritoneum between the rectum and uterus, kind of forming a little fluid-filled pocket between these parts.
GASP! In our first few hours you vagestic, marvulvalous people have kindly donated over £900 to support our 2022 plans. Can we make it £1000 by the end of the day? justgiving.com/campaign/Vagin…
REMEMBER: the Cliterati Furry Cup is doubling your donations... it's a great time to support this little museum of cunnies and flanges!
TWO POUNDS WE ARE JUST TWO POUNDS SHY OF £1000!!!!!