Thread by @vagina_museum

We've SMASHED our festive fundraising target so we're going to run a little victory flap. Donate £5 or more and we'll tweet a pun, perfect for drag names, pub quiz teams or your new handle. We'll go until 5pm or we run out of puns. justgiving.com/campaign/Vagin…

The puns come from a google doc we have of puns which we've just never found the context to make. Also, big apologies to any celebrities whose names we've punned. We love you.

Thank you for your donation, Anonymous! Your pun is...
Quim Kardashian

Thank you for your donation, Anonymous! Your pun is...
Jill-off rice

Thanks for your donation, Noodles! Your pun is...
Yonic the Hedgehog

Thank you for your donation, Rhubi! Your pun is...
The Battle of Vagincourt

Thank you for your donation, Russell. We'll give you three thematically-related puns...
Quimbleshanks the Railway Twat
Old Cooter-onomy
My Cavity, the Mystery Twat

Thank you for your donation, Rob! Here's your pun...
Queefer Sutherland

Thank you for your donation, Joe! Here's your pun...
Clitty Clitty Bang Bang

Thanks for your donation, Katie. Your pun is...
Poon-iversity Challenge

Thank you for your donation, Emma! Your pun is...
My Cunny Valentine

Thanks for your donation, Laura. Here's your pun...
Fanny, Get Your Gun

Thanks for your donation, Jason. Your pun is...
Hairy-Kate and Gashley Holesen

Thanks for your donation, Chickenosaurus. Your pun is...
For Queef and Cunt-ry

Thank you for your donation, Jo. Here's your pun...
Twilight: New Poon

Thanks for your donation, Nixh! Here's your pun...
Muff, Actually

Thanks for your donation, Chalice. Here's your pun...
Flangela Merkin

Thanks for your donation, Anonymous. Your pun is...
Mills & Poon (known as Harle-quim in the USA)

We're here till 5 with the puns! All donations support our plans for 2022 (the Quim's Twatinum Pube-ilee year!) and unlock a pun for your enjoyment.

Thanks for your donation, Anonymous. Here's your pun...
What Is Muff (Baby, Don’t Squirt Me)

Thanks for your donation, Kaika! Your pun is...
Clitney Spears

Thank you for your donation, Fiona. Here's your pun...
Cunt Buy Me Love

Thanks for your donation, Anjanette. Here's your pun...
Great Barrier Queef

Thank you for your donation, Anonymous. Your pun is...
Twat Damon

Thanks for your donation, Shane! Here's your pun...
Gashes to gashes

Thanks for your donation, Heather. Your pun is...
Mons Val-mons

Thanks for your donation, Jude! Your pun is...
Battle Quim of the Repubic

WE'RE IN THE LAST HOUR! If you'd like to see more punani puns, all you need to do is donate £5 or more! justgiving.com/campaign/Vagin…

Thank you for your donation @RealDeal! Here's your pun...
She's All Twat

Thank you for your donation, Andrew. Here's your puns...
Punani Ogg, Vag-rat and Fanny Weatherwax

Thanks for your donation, @thesunnyone2. Your pun is...
The Real Quim Shady

Thanks for your donation, Anonymous. Here's your pun...
Flangelina Hole-ie

TWAT'S ALL, FOLKS! It's 5pm, and we're closing down the pun factory. Thank you for all your support today, and please keep on giving and supporting our work, and our fanny-tastic plans for next year!