just put on batman: forever to have something playing while i do a little work and the thing i remember most about this movie — besides “kiss from a rose” — is those dope glass mugs that you could get from mcdonald’s
five minutes in and one thing i can say for sure is that tommy lee jones is *going for it*
having watched a bit of schumacher recently one thing i wish this movie had was more of his signature sweatiness. everyone should be glistening, imo
hey ed begley jr. is in this!
hard to overstate just how huge jim carrey was at this point in the 1990s. the year before he had, in this order, ACE VENTURA, THE MASK, and DUMB AND DUMBER. together they grossed more than $700 million
batman forever…is pretty good! i mean, it’s silly as hell, but the silliness is refreshing after a decade-plus of grim and gritty batmen
it’s also very horny in a way that has basically vanished from mainstream blockbusters, and i appreciate that

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