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14 Dec

Let me narrate how a typical State Govt official functions in TN ( from my personal experience )

11 am reporting to office ( 1 hr late)

After arrival discuss with colleagues about reasons for late arrival for 15 minutes

20 minutes setting up his/ her table n sit amongst files

Visit suprintendents table or cabin n come back to desk

Upon arrival 3 to 4 people will be waiting to enquired about the status of their files , give each one a reason for delay, usually blame heavy work Lord. 30 minutes gone

Then tea time , 30 minutes gone

After tea time back to suprintendents desk, talk about some file , talk about GO etc , remember no work has happened since morning , but plenty of talk about files n work 😀

Then invariably a call comes about post lunch department meeting , another half an hour gone

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@Mahesh10816

3 Dec

People of Tamil Nadu chasing away Missionaries who came to convert

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@Mahesh10816

3 Dec

Time for the world to emphasis on #GreenChristmas

Let's stop

1. Burning candles - millions of candle are burnt each day in churches and x tian houses across the world, this emit more poisonous green house gases than bursting crackers for Deepawali

Say NO to Candels

#GreenChristmas

2. Thousands upon Thousands of Christmas trees are cut for Christmas , this causes serious damage to our environment

Say NO to Christmas trees

#GreenChristmas

3. Christmas means lighting using electric serial lights. Do you know 65% of electricity in India is generated by burning coal in thermal power plants. So more lighting you do for X mas more power you consume, so more green house games

Say NO to Lights & Stars

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@Mahesh10816

2 Dec

One of the most unavoidable life lessons is having to deal with the disapproval of others. Praise & blame are all the same is a fancy way of reminding yourself the old cliché that you will never be able to please all the people all the time.

Even in a landslide victory in which

a candidate secures 55% of the vote, he or she is left with 45% of the population that wishes someone else were the winner. Pretty humbling isn't ?

Our approval rating from family, friends and the people we work with isn't likely to be much higher. The truth is, everyone

Has their own set of ideas with which to evaluate life & our idea always don't match those of other people.

We get angry, hurt or otherwise frustrated when people reject our ideas, tell us No or give us some other form of disapproval

The sooner we accept the inevitable

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@Mahesh10816

25 Nov

॥ श्री महालक्ष्म्यष्टकम् ॥

श्री गणेशाय नमः

नमस्तेस्तू महामाये श्रीपिठे सूरपुजिते ।
शंख चक्र गदा हस्ते महालक्ष्मी नमोस्तूते ॥ १ ॥

नमस्ते गरूडारूढे कोलासूर भयंकरी ।
सर्व पाप हरे देवी महालक्ष्मी नमोस्तूते ॥ २ ॥

सर्वज्ञे सर्ववरदे सर्वदुष्ट भयंकरी ।
सर्व दुःख हरे देवी महालक्ष्मी नमोस्तूते ॥३ ॥

सिद्धीबुद्धूीप्रदे देवी भुक्तिमुक्ति प्रदायिनी ।
मंत्रमूर्ते सदा देवी महालक्ष्मी नमोस्तूते ॥ ४ ॥

आद्यंतरहिते देवी आद्यशक्ती महेश्वरी ।
योगजे योगसंभूते महालक्ष्मी नमोस्तूते ॥ ५ ॥

स्थूल सूक्ष्म महारौद्रे महाशक्ती महोदरे ।
महापाप हरे देवी महालक्ष्मी नमोस्तूते ॥ ६ ॥

पद्मासनस्थिते देवी परब्रम्हस्वरूपिणी ।
परमेशि जगन्मातर्र महालक्ष्मी नमोस्तूते ॥ ७ ॥

श्वेतांबरधरे देवी नानालंकार भूषिते ।
जगत्स्थिते जगन्मार्त महालक्ष्मी नमोस्तूते ॥ ८ ॥

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@Mahesh10816

24 Nov

Pappu is a pappu

Interviewer: what is your birth date?
Pappu : 13th October
Which year?
Bablu : EVERY YEAR
😬😆

Manager asked pappu in an interview.
Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?

Pappu : P-O-S-T-B-O-X.

One tourist from U.S.A. asked Pappu :
Any great man born in this village???
Pappu : no sir, only small Babies!!!
😜😨

Lecturer: write a note on Gandhi Jayanti.
So Pappu writes, "Gandhi was a great man, but I don't know who is Jayanti.
😖😠

Interviewer: just imagine you are on the 3rd floor, it caught fire
and how will you escape?
Pappu: its simple. I will stop my imagination!!!
😝😜✌

Pappu: My mobile bill how much?
Call centre girl: sir, just dial 123 to know current bill status

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