Between loneliness, distractions (hello pandemic puppies) and wearing sweatpants every day, sometimes remote workers need a boost. Treat your favorite telecommuter to something special. If you buy something using our links,WIRED may earn a commission. wired.trib.al/XKHl2hw 1/9
If you're looking for a gift that's high on impact, but low on cost try the 1More ColorBuds. They have great audio quality and are an excellent fit. Perfect, for someone who loves to listen (to music, not people) as they work. 📸: Joseph Shin wired.trib.al/XKHl2hw 2/9
While not a conventionally romantic gift, nothing says I love you in 2021 like steady internet. If your giftee is buffering on video calls or complaining about internet speed, a Netgear Nighthawk AX4 Router might be just what they need. 📸: Amazon wired.trib.al/XKHl2hw 3/9
Remote workers' posture frequently resembles that of an aged goblin. A laptop stand can help alleviate poor posture and the ailments that accompany it, but they're also good tools for improving workspaces on the cheap. 📸:ObVus Solutions wired.trib.al/XKHl2hw 4/9
Late-night calls (Netflix binges) and slack updates can take a toll on any smartphone. So, give the gift of battery life with this Nimble Champ portable charger. 📸: Nimble wired.trib.al/XKHl2hw 5/9
Having your lunch al desko should always be a last resort. But at least with the Oxo Good Grips Sweep & Swipe Laptop Cleaner, you rid your keyboard of pesky crumbs and Cheeto residue. It's cheap and small enough to keep on a desk. 📸: Amazon wired.trib.al/XKHl2hw 6/9
Coffee is liquid gold, and nobody knows that more than telecommuters (particularly ones with kids). This battery-powered, temperature-controlling mug ensures that every sip sits at your giftee's ideal temperature.
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Last week, we reported that Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) and the Department of Homeland Security (DHS) have carried out a secret campaign to expand ICE’s physical presence across the US. wired.com/story/ice-expa…
Documents show that more than 150 leases and office expansions have or would place new facilities in nearly every state.
This gives us a clear picture of where ICE is going next in the US: Everywhere.
NEW: Workers at the Social Security Administration have been told to share information about in-person appointments with ICE agents, in a move that goes against decades of precedent and puts noncitizens at further risk of immigration enforcement actions. wired.com/story/social-s…
“If ICE comes in and asks if someone has an upcoming appointment, we will let them know the date and time,” an employee with direct knowledge of the directive says. wired.com/story/social-s…
SSA has been sharing data with ICE for much of president Donald Trump’s second term, but this order to share information marks a new era of collaboration between SSA and the DHS, ICE’s parent agency. wired.com/story/social-s…
Two agents involved in the shooting deaths of US citizens in Minneapolis are reportedly part of highly militarized DHS units whose extreme tactics are generally reserved for war zones. wired.com/story/ice-cbp-…
The units include ICE’s two Special Response Teams (SRT), CBP’s one SRT, and the Border Patrol Tactical Unit (BORTAC). wired.com/story/ice-cbp-…
The tactics used by SRT and BORTAC vastly differ from those of local police or sheriffs. They use explosives to breach the doors of homes, and team members are equipped with full tactical gear, assault rifles, and heavy-duty crowd-control weapons. wired.com/story/ice-cbp-…
Since last year, we’ve been reporting on ICE extensively. But every week brings new information, and it’s getting harder to keep track of what’s happening, let alone remember what’s already happened.
So here’s a quick thread to help.
Back in June (we know, it honestly feels like a lifetime ago), WIRED obtained hundreds of emergency calls from ICE detention centers. wired.com/story/ice-dete…
The data showed that at least 60 percent of the centers analyzed had reported serious pregnancy complications, suicide attempts, or sexual assault allegations. wired.com/story/ice-dete…
Criminals posing as US immigration officers have carried out robberies, kidnappings and sexual assaults in several states, warns an FBI bulletin to law enforcement agencies issued last month. wired.com/story/fbi-warn…
Citing five 2025 incidents involving fake immigration officers, the bulletin says criminals are using ICE’s heightened profile to target vulnerable communities, making it harder to distinguish between lawful officers and imposters. wired.com/story/fbi-warn…
Federal rules require immigration officers to identify themselves and state the reason for an arrest “as soon as it is practical and safe to do so.” The standard has not changed since it was codified, yet advocates say it is increasingly ignored. wired.com/story/fbi-warn…
Thirty years ago, an Austrian theologian spoke to Peter Thiel about the theories of Carl Schmitt, the theorist tapped by the Nazis to justify Germany's slip from democracy to dictatorship. Those theories have been a roadmap for the billionaire ever since. wired.com/story/the-real…
Schmitt is remembered for two theories: his incisive Weimar-era critique of liberalism and his decision to join the Nazi party in the run-up to the Second World War.
In 1996, theologian Wolfgang Palaver introduced Thiel to these ideas at a conference. wired.com/story/the-real…
Also, some terms we gotta break down:
Mimetic Rivalry: Violence that results from humans’ fundamental tendency to imitate each other—specifically to mimic each other’s desires. A key concept for Rene Girard, Thiel’s biggest intellectual influence. wired.com/story/the-real…