Today 17 December is anniversary of the end of the Siege of Godesberg in 1583 during the religious Cologne War. The Catholic faction of Ernest of Bavaria blew up the fortress defended by the supporters of the Protestant Gebhard von Waldburg after the latter refused to surrender!
Godesberg was an ancient medieval fortress near Bonn that was really hard to besiege. The Catholic troops led by Ernest's brother Ferdinand tried to bombard it but were unsuccessful and gave up on it. They decided to dig tunnels with sappers in the side of the mountain instead.
After they finished their work they placed 680 kilograms of powder in the tunnels. On 17 December Ferdinand gave the defenders one last chance to surrender but they refused. Ferdinand thus ordered to detonate the explosion.
The huge blast destroyed part of the fortress and there was so much rubble and debris that the attackers couldn't storm it afterwards. They had to use the latrine system to get to the keep where the remaining defenders were and slaughtered them!
You can see how little remained of this once mighty fortress of Godesberg after this devastating explosion!
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It's crazy how Americans bought the myth that during the time of Columbus people thought that the earth was flat, a complete lie popularized by quasi-historian Washington Irving in 1828.
This globe was literally made before Columbus' discovery, and has no America on it.
Washington Irving completely invented a fictional dialogue between Columbus and the Council of Salamanca, where the clergy supposedly objected him on the ground that the earth was flat.
His fraudulent book would become the most popular book on Columbus in English-speaking world.
This lie was then picked on in America and expended as some sort of anti-Catholic anti-medieval founding myth, where Columbus was supposedly representing enlightenment rationalism against irrationality and dogmatism of the Church.
The idea that monarchy and republic are opposed to each other is a modern thing.
The term republic (res publica) was often used to describe medieval kingdoms.
Even by 16th century the Kingdom of France was still called both a republic and a monarchy at the same time!
The Kingdom of France defined itself by the phrase of "chose publique" (res publica) from 1350s to 1580s, also using the word respublique, to describe the relation between the King of France and his subject.
The term was then replaced by State (État).
The absolutist French monarchy which emerged in 17th century preferred the term State over republic, and talked of the "good of the State".
However the term state also comes from earlier medieval concepts like status regis at regni (the state of the king and the kingdom).
16th century Romans developed an interesting tradition of "talking statues", attaching anonymous political commentary on statues.
The Pasquino was the first of such statues.🧵
The Pasquino is an old statue in Rome dating back to Antiquity.
It was one of many random statues in Rome until early 16th century when Cardinal Oliveiro Carafa decorated the statue with Latin epigrams on the occasion of the Feast of Saint Mark.
The Cardinal's actions unintentionally inspired ordinary Roman people to start writing satirical poems and attaching them to the Pasquino.
It is speculated that these were first only consisting of lowbrow humor, but they soon began including controversial political criticism!