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Dove

19 Dec, 4 tweets, 1 min read

wwx getting caught at 3am with his hand in the cookie jar by roommate lwj. in a panic he pulls the “I’m pregnant” card to try and divert lwjs attention, except it goes the complete opposite way because lwj believes him, and also believes he’s the father

how does lwj come to the conclusion he’s the father? The same way canon verse lwj thought he’d knocked wwx up when wwx says he gave birth to a-yuan

lwj immediately goes into Protect Mode and carries a squawking wwx to bed.

“Lan Zhan! What the hell are you doing!!”

“Wei Ying should not shout. It is bad for the baby.”

“THE BABY??!?”

idk where I’m going with this but basically it’s just lwj being unhinged but in a sweet way? Like he buys wwx all these things and carries him everywhere and massages his feet and wwx is just like ???😭😭😭

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thinking about an au where lwj and a-yuan’s first big disagreement is over who gets the first kiss good-morning from wwx.

wwx can tell something is wrong when he walks in and lwj and a-yuan are just sat in a silent staring contest, breakfast left untouched

“you should eat, baba.” a-yuan says, smiling in a way that is eerily similar to lxc.

lwj’s lip twitches minutely.

“a-yuan should eat first. he is a growing boy.”

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wwx startles. lsz only calls him “mama” when he’s sulking

“mn. that is a shame, given that they are mine.”

“Lan Zhan!!!” wwx gasps, shocked. lwj turns to him, a guilty expression on his face at being caught

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