this but it’s wwx sneaking loquats into canon au lwj’s qiankun pouch, leading lwj to be convinced he’s being haunted by a particularly cheeky yao lwj: “brother, I have been experiencing something… strange… recently”

lxc who thinks it’s finally time for the birds and bees talk: Ah ☺️ I see ☺️ Wangji☺️

wwx april fools pranks lwj by pretending he’s turned into a bunny ! he borrows (steals) one of the energetic little black bunnies from the backfields

when lwj comes back, he sees the bunny, drops to his knees and oh so gently calls out “wei ying? is that you sweetheart?” wwx, hiding behind the closet: 😭😭🥺🥺💖💖😖😖😖??????!!!

lwj fishes the bunny out carefully from the mess of wwxs robes, cradling hun close to his chest.

“It’s alright, wei ying. husband is here. i will protect you.”

wangxian child au where;

dragonji comes home one day absolutely DISTRAUGHT! theres a new boy in his class, who has big fox ears and tail. his name is wei ying, and he has bewitched lwj!!

“I have caught huli jing disease.” dragonji bemoans to lxc, “there is no cure.” lxc doesn’t know quite what to say. he has never seen his little brother so upset.

“What…what exactly is ‘huli jing disease’” lxc asks, and lwj sighs as if he’s carrying the weight of the world on his little shoulders

#pregxianseason

thinking about a wangxian post canon au where wwx wakes up one morning, sleepily making his way over to lwj and climbing into his lap. lwj begins to rub wwxs belly, but then freezes.

“this is…” hope seeps through his voice. wwx looks up, confused. lwj bundles wwx up in his outer robe, swiftly making his way to the healers

they pass by a startled ljy & lsz, both of whom turn bright pink seeing their seniors in such a state (wwx’s bare legs stick out of lwjs robe) wwx winks at ljy, whose knees then buckle. lsz catches him

wangxian au where lwj gets hit with a de-aging curse and everyone thinks wwx has somehow given birth the first time they see him in caiyi town, bby lwj propped on his hip and nomming on chenqing #pregxianseason ? 👀👀 mayhaps

#pregxianseason

thinking about lqr catching wwx at 4 in the morning in the kitchens, wwxs hand stuffed into the jar full of lqr’s favourite cookies

“what is the meaning of this?!” lqr fumes. wwx panics, shoving the jar behind his back and blurting out “I’m pregnant!” bonus points if he’s not actually with child yet, he just panics and being himself comes up with the most ludicrous, out of pocket excuse in the hopes it will through lqr off his trail.

not this time though, because lqr believes him

omg 😭😭 when yb hugs, he tucks the other persons head into his shoulder/neck. when xz hugs, he tucks himself into the other person 😭

cr. I_just_miss_you_安

xiao zhan updated his Weibo, and in one of the pictures he’s wearing the same outfit he was the day of the Sina interview with wyb 😭😭 The selfie was taken the same day yb won the championship 😖

wang yibo but he gets more buff each year —

#WangYibo 2026 he’ll be able to bench press his motorbike I’m calling it — 🤣🤣🤣🤣 jk

still thinking a about accidental baby acquisition trope with lqr acquiring baby foxxian!

dragons are notoriously homogenous, rarely straying far from their mountains . lqr is on a routine hunt when he finds the tiny, shivering fox cub, napping in the middle of dragon territory lqr almost steps on him, mistaking foxxian for a leaf he is so tiny

he managed to avoid at the last moment, the action causing his jade token to drop, right into the gap between little sleeping foxxians legs and body

“shi—“

lwj: ah yes. me, my husband, and his 5000 yuan, 4ft emperors smile plushie

#mdzs #wangxian 5000 yuan because lwj is a glucose daddy

wwx comes to class one day with an oddly shaped bulge in his robes, just over his stomach.

“Is he pregnant?” someone whispers in the back, followed by a yelp & a hiss of “shut up, jingyi!”

wwx smiles, turning to face the class, “There’s been a…situation. lz is now a rabbit.” at first, there’s only silence.

then ljy laughs, too loud and too forced.

“w-what do you mean, senior wei? hanguang-jun could never be a rabbit —“

the bulge in wwxs robes starts to wiggle, and someone screams

“It’s alive!!”

thinking about a wangxian au where lwj is hit with a de aging curse, and wwx discovers to his shock just how much of a menace his husband was when babieji goes about biting people on the shins lqr: wangji. let go of wei wuxians arm

babieji:

catch-a-bunny

#mdzs #wangxian

// mpreg

obsessed with the genre of pregxian that is wwx carrying a-yuan for 9 long months only for bby a-yuan to come out an exact carbon copy of his father lwj Wwx the first time a-yuan *noms* him: he got this from you

Lwj:

crimebossji meeting younger wwx who works as a barista in some local cafe

wwx keeps flirting with him, and lwj loves it. his men are shocked when lwj keeps going back

wwx: and will that be takeout or have in ?

lwj: do you come with it?

Wwx: ? 😳😮😰🥰

lwj: take out Wwx tries baking pastries for his favourite customer ! But lwj doesn’t eat anything unless it’s tasted first due to the nature of his job😰

wwxs sad pout quickly convinces him otherwise

spy!lwj has a one night stand with a beautiful bartender while on a mission, but has to leave the next morning before his lover wakes up.

5 years later a child runs into his leg, falling over. lwj helps him up, his heart stuttering when he sees his own eyes blink back at him. yes this is loosely inspired by James Bond no time to die cause lwj in a suit 🥵🥵🥵 dancing with wwx in a club🥵🥵🥵 with wwx in a thigh slit dress? 🥵🥵🥵

happy valentines day

#mdzs #wangxian

https://twitter.com/s_selene210/status/1492307702437011457

Thinking about a wangxian post canon au where the lans are hosting a yearly sect gathering. Wangxians relationship is still unknown to some, which results in one of the visiting sect leaders taking a particular interest in wwx.

lwj sees all of this happening, and he is livid lwj stands with wwx and the juniors at the gates to greet the visiting sect leaders. wwx is almost vibrating with excitement next to him, bouncing around from place to place.

give him wei ying

#mdzs #wangxian this gif is free to re-upload and use if you so wish 🙈

au where lqr is the one who finds baby foxxian in the streets of caiyi. he takes him back to gusu, introduces him to his nephews.

“Wangji. Xichen. This is Wei Ying, he will be your playmate from now.”

“Mine.” lwj honks. lqr blinks. wwx is confused “wangji. we have spoken about this.”

the youngest Lan could be a very stubborn little dragon when he wanted to be.

with a scowl, he plodded right past his smiling brother and frowning uncle, grabbing a hold of wwxs hand in one chubby hand.

“mine.”