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20 Dec, 4 tweets, 1 min read
Imperial college Union | Alumni keeps sending mails, schedule of events, activities etc. They have established a bond with me in 14 months.
University of Ilorin where I was trained for 7 years and got my MBBS degree does not know if I still exist.
Imperial needs me to contribute to the College, University of Ilorin doesn't care. I can comfortably give University of Ilorin 200k per annum from the little I have. My siblings attended University of Ilorin and they can comfortably donate as well, at least a N1,000,000 from us.
There are lots of Unilorin Alumni at home and abroad and I am sure the school can raise billions of Naira. ASUU is dragging the FG for N1.3trn revitalization fund, ASUU knows that N1.3trn is a dream even if they go on strike for 30 years, they won't get it.
At what point will we come together and explore alternative funding for Universities? This epileptic system is on its death bed.

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