> "Vote for me because it'll make Orange man go away"
> "Also in 2021 let's keep talking about orange man"

> "get your vaccine, and you can get back to normal life!!"
> "MASKS AGAIN. FOR EVERYONE! (lol hahahaha
you keep falling for this)"
The Progressive Establishment in DC will never stop talking about Trump.

They'll keep doing it forever, like how people living in hell have eternal pain but are for some reason into that.
Also none of these rules apply to the super rich

these matters are for us PEASANTS to squabble over and distract the masses
Ask yourselves what Biden meant when he said: "I'm not supposed to be having this press conference right now"?
^ Say what you want about Harris, but when her "handlers" tried corralling her?...

She was mentally capable of deciding for herself. Biden would've probably smiled and nodded until the aides cut the livefeed.
But no.
> Let's talk about Charlottesville for weeks/months/years
Yet
> Let's forget about the #WaukeshaMassacre
Meanwhile the US education system lowers its standards: kids will "graduate" but be dumb as a box of rocks and incapable of surviving in the world
On the bright side: three years ago "alternative tech" platforms were a blip on the world's radar.

a niche.

Now? THRIVING. And in many MANY different ways.
Twitter feels compelled to tell you this, because their assumption is that you're too weak to figure it out for yourself Image
(Unrelated) Image
(Initially) prosecutors went out of their way to PROTECT one of these people, but DEMONIZE the other.

One of the few shreds of sanity that our society has left is that those efforts backfired. Image
gee i wonder what the dislike count was on this New Jersey Department of Health advertisement to CHILDREN.

> 812,357 views
> only 14 likes

HMM. 🧐

("We did it to stop harassment! We swears!" said YouTube in removing dislikes)
blog.youtube/news-and-event… Image
> *Arrests looters*
> "Whoops we gotta let them go w/o bail" foxnews.com/media/los-ange…

Subversion of rule of law

what's the point
"Yeah we know we taught you about peace, love, and tolerance"

"But also we gonna discriminate and ostracize people based on vaccination status" UWU

("If you pay me $200,000 a year, though? I'll tell you to hire more black people! Neat, huh.")
"We love our migrants! We love our diversity!"

"***But also we'll force those same groups of people to numerous humanitarian abuses because we have NOOO idea how to run the US - Mexico border situation in a safe way. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯"

twitter.com/i/events/14153…
"The Biden family name is LEGIT, but please don't talk about my son and what he does in his free time, k thanks" -- The President twitter.com/i/events/14454…
^^ Work for the CIA though, you can do whatever you want! ... just don't get caught =/ twitter.com/i/events/14668…
> "At this point I've been connected to the Wuhan lab"
> "(a ton)"

> "But you and America still have to listen to me. If the White House fired me, the media would complain :3" Image
"nobody will fire me" Image

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