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22 Dec, 7 tweets, 2 min read
I have been thinking too much about Christmas songs. There are like 17 of these
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Screw it, here's the next bit
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eh it's Christmas I might just keep going
anyway if you read all that please consider subscribing, I like it when numbers go up jonn.substack.com/subscribe

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21 Dec
This is probably my last day doing any real work until New Year, and nobody brought Hungry Hungry Hippos to school, so let's do something else dumb instead:

Tweet me an English county and I will tell you my objective and objectively terrible opinion of it.
Wow, this was a way worse idea than I thought it was, bloody hell. Going to limit myself to one every five minutes or so or I won't get anything done and it won't be my last working day after all.
CHESHIRE: Northern Surrey. Lots of big houses, full of footballers probably? But about 3% as nice as it thinks it is. Contains Crewe, which I imagine that the residents of Wilmslow etc would quite like to put in the West Midlands

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15 Jul
NEWSLETTER! This week: some half-formed thoughts on a half-formed identity, the case for more crowded cities, and finally, a new bit of tube jonn.substack.com/p/england-my-e…
contains this
also this
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13 Jul
Opposing turning areas of outstanding national beauty into brutalist slab housing estates makes you literally fascist
I think I could probably also get a few of you on board with "golf should count as a capital crime"?
"the need for HS2 is so great that it is imperative we bulldoze Amersham"
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14 Jun
Cheery bit going out on the ol' Substack later. Sign up here, if you fancy being depressed:
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Right, here you go. Most Tory leaders succeed; most Labour leaders fail. jonn.substack.com/p/statisticall…
This is a very back-of-an-envelope way of doing this, but: here's how Labour leaders have done at the various key electoral metrics... jonn.substack.com/p/statisticall… Image
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13 Jun
oooh I've just got back from the pub, what channel is it on, I scent numbers
not a great sign for the business model that you need to turn off your ad blocker
neither is Alan Sugar talking about what a disaster Brexit is proving to be, while the presenter looks panicked and changes the subject
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18 May
abolish! the! home! office!!
*sigh* abolish the home office
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