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23 Dec, 4 tweets, 2 min read
> ok ill turn off my adblocker
> *second pop-up shows up*

COME ON ImageImage
(the X button doesn't work on the Fox News one) Image
... and then the ad is anime Image
... more than once

this is why I adblock Image

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24 Dec
> spent Christmas in the back of a cop car

Well at least it’s not a drunk tank scenario Image
Also my personal record is THREE cop cars
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24 Dec
I did everything else right for Christmas this year

At least there’s that

But I forgot to get my car into the shop. I blew cash on presents for family instead.

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24 Dec
CHRISTMAS WEEKEND
SPREAD SOME JOY TODAY GANG Image
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23 Dec
These tweets are contradictory
> "For the second time in Minnesota state history..." suggests things are going good in the justice system now

But then
> "the systems that allowed Daunte to be murdered"

COME ON, in the body cam footage, Potter realized her mistake, immediately Image
nobody gains A THING by speaking in such broad terms, @ACLU

People have been watching the trial, so respect their BASIC INTELLECT

FFS

Be more specific if you want people to admire you in times like this! It's not hard!
> Kim Potter found properly guilty by a jury
> "STILL NOT ENOUGH EVEN THOUGH THIS IS THE SECOND TIME a guilty verdict in a case like this has been reached" -- ACLU

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23 Dec
THURSDAY is today
"A key inflation measure just hit a nearly four-decade high" cnn.com/2021/12/23/eco…
Candace Owens interviewed Trump and here's clips of that. Some people say it was "Candace Owens told Trump her opinions" instead. lol
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23 Dec
Im finally going to watch The Fault In Our Stars purely because I feel bad about the irony of this tweet exchange

Congrats, your pain meant something to the universe
> Mass Effect 3

Dear @johngreen do the characters of The Fault In Our Stars die BEFORE Mass Effect Andromeda comes out?

I hope they never had to experience that disappointment Image
@johngreen Ok @johngreen

This movie is beautiful and painful

(fifty minutes in)
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