Santa is magical and travels the whole world in a single night and sneaks into people’s houses and eats their food, yeah Santa is a jinn

all your childhood Christmas favorites are jinn
elves making toys all year round, living centuries long lives they’re jinn too
frosty the snow man? You mean you put a magical hat on him and he comes to life? Boy, you just conjured a jinn
Rudolph’s nose glows in the dark and he flies though the air? that dude is a jinn
jack frost is invisible and nibbles on your nose? That’s a kinky jinn
the Grinch wants to steal your Christmas? He’s just a maligned jinn
elf on the shelf, you really going to let a jinn hang in your room like that
the nutcracker? better call the exorcist cause you got a jinn in your weird doll thingy
anyway sleep tight y’all

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