Thread by @StillDelvingH

"Моя змея дома"
Well I see Russian lesson writers are trying to compete with #HandysentencesInSwedish now

"Это наши львы"
OK sorry Swedes, but on this one
Russian: 1, Swedish: 0
I mean you have *one* bear (probably busy eating a sandwich while your dogs drink coffee, your boys eat salt, your girls eat pepper and the elephant has the tomato), but they have *several* lions
No contest

(Learning on Duolingo: It's fun)

"Эта змея в такси"
This snake is in a taxi people
Forget #HandySentencesInSwedish
Russians rule this game

Oh my god there's a pet fly now
(Note it must not be that hard to feed, even with no money)
"Моя муха", or how Russia's wealth fleeing abroad to the 'Evil West' tax havens made Russians creative when it comes to pets

"В парке - медведь"
Now guess that can be accurate
A bear in the park -more likely than a snake in a taxi, if you ask me

"Dina hästar dricker öl"
OK Swedes you're back in the game
(Was it worth getting your horses to drink beer tho)

You're getting a second video eventually, I mean you're begging for it obviously
#HandySentencesInSwedish
vs
#HandySentencesInRussian

(Oh I'm keeping the receipts)

Can't wait to be able to tell Swedes I'm drinking their coffee
As in it's totally fine right

FTR I'm also eating your lemon
(Should I consider it OK really?)