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Dec 31, 2021 37 tweets 9 min read Read on X
On one of my WA groups, folks have done some renaming of their own:

Beijing : भुजंग नगर
Lhasa : लक्ष्मणगढ़
Tibet : तिवतियानगर

😁🙏
Of course, China = चिन प्रदेश
🤣
Guangzhou: घंटा घर

Tiananmen Square: Tank चौक
Seems that this thread has elicited some quite 'interesting' suggestions.
Compiling them here in succeeding tweets with due credits to those concerned!
Xinjiang - शिवगंगा नगर

(Courtesy: @smna17)
Shanghai- Shambhunagar

(Courtesy: @TheNonWoke1)
Tibet : Tripathidera (Courtesy @rajualluri220)
Some more options!

Shanghai- ShaniGarh
Panyu- Punya nagar
Harbin- Haripur
Chongquing- Chandrakund
Dongguan- Dronagiri
Guangzhao- Ganpatipuram

(Courtesy: @FraudryTrashcan)
This one is a personal favourite!

Chengdu: New Chandigarh
🤣

(Courtesy: @LaxmanShriram78)
This one too .. Killer!!

Xi Jinping : श्री जटाशंकर
🤣

(Courtesy: @redblaze34)
#AanDeyo!!

Wuhan - चमगादड़ नगर
🤣🤣

(Courtesy: @TulioMalviya)
Also ..

Wuhan: Covidpur
:D

(Courtesy: @newbiemumbaikar)
Galwan = दे भटा भट
😂

(Courtesy: @HasdaaPunjab)
Shanghai : Sanghipur
Nanjing : Nandigarh
Yunan : Yananapuram

(Courtesy: @bishwa55900127)
Hubei - Hanumangarh

(Courtesy: @DrChandanSinha1)
Guangzhou - Gorakhpur

(Courtesy: @RaSrirahul72)
Adding this tweet here to this thread!
One more for Guangzhou!

Guangzhou = GandhiNagar
Also, Nanjing = Noida Extension
🤣
(Courtesy: @SeshadriBhanu)
Three Gorges Dam : Thrinethra Baandh
🤣

(Courtesy: @Ramesh_9855)
Shangai: उत्तर शिंगणापुर

(Courtesy: @pinakapaaNi)
Shanba : संभाजी नगर
Harbin : हरिपुर

(Courtesy: @royalkhushaal)
Another gem for Wuhan!

Wuhan : कीटाणु प्रदेश
🤣

(Courtesy: @Raja_Tantram)
Wuhan seems to be in HOT DEMAND!!

Wuhan: Virus-Pur or Bat-Nagar
🤣

(Courtesy: @soul_simi)
Some more, courtesy @avarakai!

Beijing - Bajrang garh
Xi'an - Shivpur
Xinjiang - Shiv Ganga
Rutog - Rudragargh
Kashgar - Kashi Nagar
Hotan - Uttara Hornad
Three Gorges Dam - Triveni Baandh

🤣
And finally rename the whole of China as Chitrakoot!

(Courtesy: @BhargavShah29)
Beijing : भावनगर
Shanghai : श्यामनगर
Macaw : माता जानकी नगर
Wuhaan : वैशाली
Xinjiang : शीतला माता नगर

(Courtesy: @itzmeshashwat)
Wuhan: विषाणु नगर
😆

(Courtesy: @dr_anil9827)
China: Uttar Chennai!

(Courtesy: @ravirao83)
Chengdu : छग्गनपुर

(Courtesy: @redblaze34)
Xian : Chandanpur
Guangzhou : Gagandwar!

(Courtesy: @MarathaMartyr)
Wuhan: Covidabad
😂

(Courtesy: @nisheethsharan)
Guanzhou गारूपट्टम

(Courtesy: @firenfurious)
Tibet - त्रिविष्टपम्!

(Courtesy: @hsraghav)
Adding this tweet here for some context!
Tibet is part Bharatvarsh. Period.
Beijing - Bhaichung Bhutia Nagar
😂

(Courtesy: @smayan)
11 Jinping : श्री झिंप सिंह
🤣

(Courtesy: @richa04richa)

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