🧵 THREAD: Another year on normal island over. Here’s a thread of British political moments from 2021 which prove just how ridiculous this country is:
1/ In a clip which sums everything up, Boris Johnson had to be asked 'is everything OK' by a reporter
2/ Michael Gove busting out the most unhinged dance moves of the century, let alone 2021
3/ Tony Blair unveiling his new, ridiculous lockdown hair
4/ Rishi Sunak having to backtrack after outing himself as a 'coke addict' to some schoolkids
5/ Matt Hancock running away from reporters
6/ And then Matt Hancock having to release this toe-curling resignation video
7/ Dom Cummings trying in vain to explain a meme to a select committee, an experience felt by every young person trying to explain the internet at Christmas
8/ Tory MP Charles Walker committing to walking around with a pint of milk in protest at.....something
9/ And then actually turning up to TV interviews with a pint of milk
10/ This MP claiming that men were being driven to crime because Dr Who is played by a woman
11/ COP President Alok Sharma dubbing himself 'No Drama Sharma'
12/ Liz Truss simply....refusing to define a party
The timing of the vote meant just 129 peers voted - three times less than voted on the first division of the day
The votes of Conservative peers, who'd stayed late at night, also rejected a move to have this amendment voted on at a later date, put forward by @natalieben
On the Home Office's current position, crossbencher Lord Carlile said: "The Home Secretary is saying that it would be possible to convert it to a statutory inquiry in certain circumstances. That is one of the most meaningless statements in this context that I have ever heard."
Priti Patel was threatened with legal action by @centreWJ over this last year
“There are fears that without the powers a statutory inquiry would have any findings will come late, will be inadequate, and ultimately will not fix the systemic issues”
"It’s like you’ve got some kind of illness and you’re just waiting to die"
That's how Mark Burkett, who served time in prison and was released, describes life battling the Home Office
He arrived in the UK, has two children, and has been detained for deportation twice since 2019
Priti Patel blames "galling last-minute legal claims" for the fact these flights leave almost empty
But those I spoke to say it's because access to legal help is a major challenge - it's often only in the days before deportation that detainees get proper solicitors
Ah why not, it's been a weird year but here's some stuff I'm proud of:
Did some work I'm really proud of in my last months at The Tab. This story on unis hiring investigators to deal with students accused of sexual assault made the nationals: thetab.com/uk/2021/06/14/…