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Dec 31, 2021 30 tweets 9 min read Read on X
🧵 THREAD: Another year on normal island over. Here’s a thread of British political moments from 2021 which prove just how ridiculous this country is:
1/ In a clip which sums everything up, Boris Johnson had to be asked 'is everything OK' by a reporter
2/ Michael Gove busting out the most unhinged dance moves of the century, let alone 2021
3/ Tony Blair unveiling his new, ridiculous lockdown hair
4/ Rishi Sunak having to backtrack after outing himself as a 'coke addict' to some schoolkids
5/ Matt Hancock running away from reporters
6/ And then Matt Hancock having to release this toe-curling resignation video
7/ Dom Cummings trying in vain to explain a meme to a select committee, an experience felt by every young person trying to explain the internet at Christmas
8/ Tory MP Charles Walker committing to walking around with a pint of milk in protest at.....something
9/ And then actually turning up to TV interviews with a pint of milk
10/ This MP claiming that men were being driven to crime because Dr Who is played by a woman
11/ COP President Alok Sharma dubbing himself 'No Drama Sharma'
12/ Liz Truss simply....refusing to define a party
13/ Keir 'hell yes I'm tuss enough' Starmer donning the boxing gloves
14/ Whatever the fuck this was
15/ Dominic Raab thinking 'the sea was closed' might be a defence which works in his favour
16/ Nicki Minaj sending for Boris. The way she says "BBBawris" will haunt me forever
17/ Boris then addressing the beef in an official press conference
18/ YouTuber Niko Omilana running for London Mayor as a joke but actually getting more votes than Laurence Fox
19/ Boris donning a police uniform for the start of 'crime week' - which went fantastically for the government
20/ Dom Cummings throwing his weight behind #FreeBritney
21/ Steve Baker removing Nadine Dorries from a Tory WhatsApp group and then dropping the most savage Bitmoji of all time
22/ Obviously, Allegra Stratton's resignation video
23/ Again, however many times you watch Boris Johnson's Peppa Pig speech, it doesn't get better
24/ Therese Coffey belting out this Dirty Dancing banger at Tory conference, just as benefits are being cut
25/ Boris Johnson having to use his speech at COP26 to deny that this is a corrupt country
26/ When, as Afghanistan was falling, everyone was obsessed with Pen Farthing and his dogs
27/ Geoffrey Cox, definitely not carrying out his second job from his parliamentary office

28/ In a taste of life after politics for everyone in this thread, former deputy PM Nick Clegg gives a terrifying interview inside the Metaverse

29/ When the Home Office made the most lit video in existence, inspired by anti-piracy VHS ads, to make people stay home

It was deleted after people complained to the Home Office that it would trigger epileptic fits

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9…

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Jan 17, 2022
🚨 Exclusive 🚨

Home Office staff 'mingled and drank prosecco' during lockdown

Priti Patel has said she'd call the police if her neighbours were breaking rules

But in March 2021 around a dozen staff mingled and drank to celebrate leading the news at 6

bigissue.com/news/politics/…
🥂The gathering, of around a dozen staff, took place on March 24, while the country was still under lockdown rules

It happened days after a man was fined £100 for sitting in his garden with three friends
bigissue.com/news/politics/…
🔵 The story comes after several Tory MPs called for Keir Starmer to apologise after being pictured with a beer in an office

And during the same lockdown, the Home Office put out videos saying: 'you can't be chillin'
bigissue.com/news/politics/…
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Jan 11, 2022
🚨At nearly half past midnight, the House of Lords voted to reject a move to give the inquiry into Sarah Everard's death greater powers

"We must assume that the government want an inquiry that drags on for years and does not answer the fundamental questions" @brianpaddick
The timing of the vote meant just 129 peers voted - three times less than voted on the first division of the day

The votes of Conservative peers, who'd stayed late at night, also rejected a move to have this amendment voted on at a later date, put forward by @natalieben
On the Home Office's current position, crossbencher Lord Carlile said: "The Home Secretary is saying that it would be possible to convert it to a statutory inquiry in certain circumstances. That is one of the most meaningless statements in this context that I have ever heard."
Read 7 tweets
Jan 10, 2022
🏦The Lords is due to vote on this amendment to the #PCSCBill today, to give the inquiry into Sarah Everard's death statutory powers

Without this, campaigners say it can't address systemic police violence. It can't compel witnesses to testify either

bills.parliament.uk/bills/2839/sta…
Priti Patel was threatened with legal action by @centreWJ over this last year

“There are fears that without the powers a statutory inquiry would have any findings will come late, will be inadequate, and ultimately will not fix the systemic issues”

bigissue.com/news/activism/…
Coincidentally, the Home Secretary has just said that the first part of the inquiry will report this year

The first part will look into Wayne Couzens' conduct and how previous allegations against him were handled

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-englan…
Read 5 tweets
Jan 5, 2022
Outside the House of Lords, where a growing crowd is protesting against the Nationality and Borders Bill

A speaker says it's "part of the global crackdown on activists and marginalised people"
Another speaker says the bill is being used to silence dissent
"A message for Priti Patel: you have not righted the wrongs, you've caused more suffering"

Windrush campaigner Patrick Vernon with a message for the Home Secretary on the #BordersBill #NABB
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Jan 4, 2022
THREAD: Two months ago, 50 people were detained to be deported to Jamaica. Yet only four were on board as the plane left

Since then, I've spoken to detainees, lawyers and activists - and uncovered the human cost of the flights

Here's what I learned👇

bigissue.com/news/activism/…
"It’s like you’ve got some kind of illness and you’re just waiting to die"

That's how Mark Burkett, who served time in prison and was released, describes life battling the Home Office

He arrived in the UK, has two children, and has been detained for deportation twice since 2019
Priti Patel blames "galling last-minute legal claims" for the fact these flights leave almost empty

But those I spoke to say it's because access to legal help is a major challenge - it's often only in the days before deportation that detainees get proper solicitors
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Dec 31, 2021
Ah why not, it's been a weird year but here's some stuff I'm proud of:
Did some work I'm really proud of in my last months at The Tab. This story on unis hiring investigators to deal with students accused of sexual assault made the nationals:
thetab.com/uk/2021/06/14/…
Got myself in @thesundaytimes , with this story on Vice Chancellor pay with @SianGriffiths6
thetimes.co.uk/article/while-…
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