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1 Jan, 4 tweets, 1 min read
going to make my friends listen to party rock tonight
I heard “I Gotta Feeling” on KOLA driving back from the valley and laughed like a maniac
10 hours of Fergie’s auto tuned “L’CHAIM”
happy new year

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2 Jan
updated to add that John Michael Higgins is so funny on new Saved By The Bell, someone should profile him he's having his Jennifer Coolidge on White Lotus moment
when I first posted this I mentioned Bill & Hiroko's Burgers and suggested Bill & Hiroko had an acrimonious breakup because it became merely Bill's Burgers, have since learned that Bill & Hiroko divorced but are still friends and she helps him on the grill sometimes
"Hiroko Wilcox, a longtime friend of Elwell’s who has worked at the stand with him for more than two decades, was assembling the burgers that Elwell had grilled." yahoo.com/now/surviving-…
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1 Jan
ever since @PAPPADEMAS said I live in Larry David’s Los Angeles because I always run into people out in the world it has become only more true
if you just treat LA like New York it’s much less alienating I promise
I of course wouldn’t be caught dead in Brentwood however
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9 Sep 21
increasingly provable!
also I think it's fine to live in a shed in your parents' yard if you can swing that! it's the fact that they all don't say that and frame it as "quit my 9 to 5, moved to the remote country all by myself!" that's ridiculous
it does however make the videos really funny
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9 Sep 21
has anyone commented that Jennifer Lawrence is married to Cooke Maroney which makes her "Jen, a Maroney"
this is my submission packet for the inevitable 30 Rock reboot
"when Cerie's veganism spreads through the staff, Jenna's exclamation of 'meat, ew' sparks an accidental if long overdue internal investigation into Jack Donaghy"
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8 Sep 21
last night I found out that all the big cottagecore youtubers live in tiny houses their rich parents built for them in the backyards of their property, petit trianon vibes
one of them says she moved to a farm to do slow living but it's literally just a vacation house her parents own lmao
this is a case for the FBI (Fall Bureau Of Interests) @joanhaleyford @caitraft 🦊🍂🌿🌕☄️🌦️
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8 Sep 21
I am surprised Steve Martin made a New York show because he is like Mr. California to me
he grew up in Garden Grove!
I think maybe if you are a very successful comedian for long enough they just make you an official New York Jew even if you're a Baptist from Orange County
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