it’s so fucking funny to me that jazz exists in the star wars universe.
there’s no way. there’s no way. there’s no way
this is such a stupid fucking thing to become the joker over and yet here i am
they could’ve called it jazz. they could have called it grongfungle. they could’ve called it space jazz. they called it jizz. why would they call it jizz
i’m 50/50 rn between “i need someone to eternal sunshine this knowledge out of my fucking brain immediately” and “i shall become our nation’s foremost jizz scholar”
this little pervert. this fucking freak 
hmm.
i have wasted so many fucking neurons on useless star wars knowledge over the years. and somehow i missed. THIS? JIZZ.
do not know what to make of this as my first foot in 2022
ok. now you’re just fucking with me
happy year or whatever. i guess
cannot believe i’ve started 2022 by getting jizzpilled.
my burden
george lucas: his name is droopy mccool. he’s the greatest jizz wailer. he lives and breathes jizz
me: um. ok i guess. hey random question, what will his head be shaped like
me: um. ok i guess. hey random question, what will his head be shaped like
https://twitter.com/genders_game/status/1477350814956105733
we must hold george lucas accountable for his crimes
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