oh my god. i swear to you this is real. the algorithm source code literally has a carve out just for elon’s posts
i’m losing my fucking mind github.com/twitter/the-al…
Nov 28, 2022 • 8 tweets • 2 min read
If you're trying Tesla Full Self-Driving Beta for the first time, it's important to know that it will at some point randomly try to kill a birthday clown. This is a when, not an if.
You must keep your hand on the wheel and be ready to takeover at any time. You must pay attention
Self-driving is an incredible tool, trained for 1000’s of hours to get you where you need to go.
Unfortunately, along the way it developed an unstoppable vendetta for birthday clowns. Nobody knows why.
As the driver, it’s YOUR responsibility that it never crosses paths with one
Nov 15, 2022 • 4 tweets • 1 min read
bro what is going on at twitter
?? what the hell
Nov 14, 2022 • 5 tweets • 1 min read
can’t believe my stupid ass has imposter syndrome while elon musk is confidently marching around twitter HQ and chewing on wires until something breaks
me: [sending a single email] sorry if i’m off base here!! thanks for your input!!! all the best!
elon musk: i taught cars bloodlust and it’s freaking epic 🤣
Sep 4, 2022 • 4 tweets • 1 min read
i think a hilarious bit would be to give your pet a stupid ass star wars name for no reason. like oh this is dash quasar, he is a rescue
they would be like oh is that a star wars character? and you’d be like no not directly
Jan 1, 2022 • 18 tweets • 3 min read
it’s so fucking funny to me that jazz exists in the star wars universe.
what the FUCK is going on
👏 do 👏 your 👏 math 👏 increase 👏 your 👏 fellows
after 23 tries i still haven’t reached the ocean
Dec 28, 2021 • 5 tweets • 1 min read
the CDC just announced you can fill a theme park with dinosaurs again if you really learned your lesson last time
the cdc has issued a corollary that also chris pratt is allowed to breed them to have superpowers or whatever. why not
Mar 29, 2021 • 4 tweets • 2 min read
hi guys, just logging on to say i love to work in my job at amazon warehouse. my name is nape. i am 29.75 years existing. moving boxes is my favorite human pastime. i urinate frequently and always in the small white being known as toirlet. please do not give me the human rights!
i have seen your mean questions about the good box factory! yes, i love to do work at him. no i don’t support an onion. here is a tour of the good nice place where i do business. outside there is this. what is this?
