Wtf, lost 10 patrons again, now I’m under the 70 threshold…. What the hell is happening??? There weren’t that many departures from the month, this happened last month too, does patron just remove some patron charges and not tell me? I don’t understand
This is actually making it really hard to determine the goal status and kinda makes it moot if the site isn’t even gonna accurately gage it….
I’ve been watching newcomers and departures like a hawk, I got 20 new patrons, was only told 3 left…what tf is going on???
This is such a headache, need a nap

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#tgidea: an adventurer opens a treasure chest, turns out to be a mimic that eats him. 2 seconds later it spits him out as a girl

Turns out it’s a treasure-exchanging mimic trading out his armor/weapons for equally valuable loot. It took his “jewels” as a service fee. No refunds!
“OPEN UP GODDAMNIT! I can’t dungeon raid with jewelry and a tiara! Give me my stuff back!”

“YOU CARRY IMMENSE VALUE SIMPLY BEING A FAIR MAIDEN, GIVE YOURSELF TIME TO CHERISH YOURSELF. IN ANY CASE, ALL SALES FINAL. THATS HOW MY BUSINESS WORKS 🤷”
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"DEAL."
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Good morning and happy new year! So long story short, I'm gonna be taking care of my sister's cat for the next while.
She came here to visit me and our parents for the holidays and is leaving in less than a week. During the trip she also brought our cat bc she couldn't find a catsitter, and during her stay here she asked me if she could just leave her here with me and I can take over
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