Thread by @sarah_ox_laugh

As many of you know, my wife tragically passed away last year.

To honour her, Deranged Crypto Ape have produced this Sarah Oxford-Laughdugry Memorial NFT.

And you can win one!

To enter:
1⃣ Follow @sarah_ox_laugh
2⃣ Like & Retweet this post
3⃣ Tag a friend

#NFTGiveaway #NFT

All too predictably the joyless puritanical neo-fascist millenarian-millennial Hard Left has found this NFT and reacted with mockery.

They hate sex.

They refuse pleasure. Indeed, their only pleasure is censoring other's pleasure.

They see a zesty enterprise and seek to ban it.

Would like to emphasise that my late wife's monkey avatar was using protection so there will NOT be an ongoing NFT series of ape fetuses, babies, toddlers etc.

A number of people have asked about this which is quite strange. This is the 21st century. Coitus is primarily for fun.

I firmly believe that for the Cultural Stalinists my "thought crime" is loving my dead wife.

I have awoken to what can only be described as a tidal wave of abuse from what appears to be - predominantly - American communists with Japanese animation avatars.

I warn you cyberthugs my good friend Simon is ready to relaunch his #BeKindOnline campaign.

https://twitter.com/Orwell_Fan/status/1154021029754351616?t=RtcvkHOq1TgeIjBqC_-RGA&s=19

If you would like to learn more about my late wife, our intense love and her tragic death you should read this 43 tweet #megathread in which I announced her passing. I've just checked the analytics and it has received nearly 300,000 impressions so far.

https://twitter.com/sarah_ox_laugh/status/1459836854237343748?t=w1TwzqpkgKK4iXpXoaMC4A&s=19

A todos los hispanohablantes que actualmente "quote-tweeting" esto: ¡gracias! Vivo regularmente en Andalucía y siento que comparto un vínculo especial con los pueblos ibéricos. Mi esposa también amaba a tu país. Gracias por compartir este mensaje especial de amor.

🇪🇸🤝🇬🇧🤝🇪🇺🤝❤️

I cannot help but wonder if the malignant influence of the Kremlin is behind much of the abuse I have received over the last two days.

I have been a target of Russian maskirovka ever since I dedicated my life to undermining the vile marxist Jeremy Corbyn and his Momentum Thugs.

Would like to put a special mention here for my local football club @StreathamRovers. When I left my recent 18 month self-imprisonment they were quick to offer me my old role as club legal advisor. It is unpaid, but it's a step back on the career ladder.

https://twitter.com/StreathamRovers/status/1478415296901885953?t=U6BE_n9LolDtjMz5J_Vs3g&s=19

Excellent news! We have reached 1,000,000 impressions. Sarah always dreamed of getting a million impressions on a tweet, now she has achieved it posthumously ❤️💔

Enormous thanks to family friend @DrRobertZands who has been advising me behind the scenes to help this "go viral".

Big thanks to my friend Kelvin @2012Studies who I gather has tracked down one of the abusive trolls who mocked my special NFT to an address in Edmonton, North London and is currently engaged in a standoff where he's threatening to drive his Volvo into the front of their house.

I should just put a quick request in here since this thread is proving so successful:

I am looking for a new lover to replace my dead wife. Ideally someone who looks like her.

Please apply for an interview by sending me a direct message.

Happy now, trolls?

Your vicious outbursts have turned my beautiful children against me.

You are ruining my life, @RussianEmbassy.

YOU WORTHLESS DOGS

I am a rational man but look what you have all reduced me to.

Fantastic news everyone! We have now reached 3,000,000 impressions on Twitter.

This NFT has created so much goodwill and positivity that I'm starting to wonder if we could somehow harness that energy to #ReverseBrexit & negotiate reentry into the European Union?

Comment below!