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Jan 5, 2022 • 11 tweets • 3 min read • Read on X
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Birds are real.
Sorry, but this is nature and it is a wonder. A blue robot bird talking to a red robot bird. The blue bird
Nature. A blue robot bird talking to a red robot bird. The blue bird
How is this not real. "A blue robot bird talking to a red robot bird. The blu
... A close up of a red bird that is fake but believes it is rea
... A blue bird that is fake, but thinks it is real hugging a re
Birds are real.

Report unsafe products on SaferProducts.gov, America. A blue bird talking to a red bird. The blue bird says, "
Thank you for coming. This has been a government PSA about a government website called SaferProducts.gov
You may remember SaferProducts.gov from this:
Have to mute this soon, but thank you everyone for helping spread the word about SaferProducts.gov. You're all great. Even the people who are just like, "Interesting." That's succinct, Johnson. We'll take it, friend. See you at the potluck for real birds.
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Well, well, well. If it isn't our old nemesis deadly heatwave.
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Nov 28, 2022
In 2019, we found out some of our oldest PSAs, many unseen for decades, would not be saved permanently in the National Archives. We had a choice - save them or send them to a lonely landfill somewhere.

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Now, we're publishing them online for the first time. 🧵 A picture of 27 brown boxes filled with old Consumer Product
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Happy Thanksgiving Eve!
If you're frying your turkey this year, make sure it is thawed. Follow the manufacturer instructions for using your fryer. Only fry a turkey outside and away from your home. Never use turkey fryers in the garage or on the porch, Turkey America!
Drop the beat, not the turkey.
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