the botcon exclusive this year is the secret knowledge that actually we beat polio with herd immunity, not vaccines, we read that on facebook, look it up
look botcon is 100% for vaccines, we just think it's evil to give them to children, and you probably wouldn't even need it if you weren't so fucking fat, and it's kind of like a fake vaccine anyway, not even a real vaccine, look at all the breakthrough cases, it's not real
botcon's just super tired of all our vaccine denial shit being taken out of context by being repeated verbatim
because of the new plastic insert-less packaging, you get double cardboard inserts - one for the usual studio series backdrop, the other to pretend to be that while holding the toy in place