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6 Jan, 4 tweets, 1 min read
Well that's one way to earn some gas money
I guess a guy who buys one of her jars is a man after her own fart.

You have to respect that she built the business from the ground up though. Sometimes you have to fart from scratch.
She's done with the business now but maybe she'll start it up again later. You know what they say: absence makes the fart grown fonder
Okay I'm done now sorry

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Nobody knows if CTE exists, or what it is if it does exist, or how it affects behavior if it does affect it at all, much less which athletes have it if any of them do, yet in spite of all of this you, a random person on Twitter, have diagnosed Antonio Brown with the condition. Ok
What I do know is that football used to be a hell of a lot more violent than it is today, and players used a lot less protection, and yet you didn't have guys pulling stunts like Antonio Brown
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29 Dec 21
Took the kids to see Spider-Man. Expected it to be bad but it was worse than I thought. These movies have no stakes at all, not even a whiff of suspense or narrative tension. Every problem is solved with miraculous technology or magic or some other deus ex machina device.
[spoilers] A supervillain from a previous film can be turned good with a contraption that a kid whips together in a lab out of scrap metal in three minutes. A wizard can fly in to brainwash the world if that helps. Multiverses and time warps are utilized if the narrative requires
A superhero can stop a train with one hand in one scene but then be knocked unconscious with a simple punch to the head in the next. The rules are rewritten depending on what the writers need for each scene. It’s lazy and boring. Fun for kids but this is shit filmmaking, folks.
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27 Dec 21
I think it’s good that they hunted down that guy who said Let’s Go Brandon and tried to destroy his life. In a democracy we simply should not be allowed to talk about our political leaders that way. Besides, the Left has never shown any disrespect towards Republican presidents.
I distinctly remember the media and all leftists demonstrating an enormous amount of respect and reverence for the office of the presidency during the Trump years. They were models of dignity, restraint, and decorum.
Who can forget Kathy Griffin holding the severed head of the president in an effort to show how much she respected the president. She loved and respected him so much that she wanted to carry his head around with her. Truly an inspiration.
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15 Dec 21
I'm not one to defend Amazon but much of the criticism surrounding the tornado deaths at their factory seem to be coming from people who don't understand tornadoes. Amazon was right to keep the employees in the warehouse and not send them home. That's standard safety protocol.
You don't get into a car and drive during a tornado warning. My wife was out grocery shopping last year when a tornado warning came in and they made everyone stay in the store. Once there's a warning, it's too late to leave. You stay put.
The warehouse should have had some kind of storm shelter. If it didn't then you can certainly blame Amazon for that. But the whole "they made them stay" thing is totally normal procedure and everyone who has been through a tornado warning knows that.
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15 Dec 21
Do me a favor everyone and tweet @AskTarget and ask them why they pulled Johnny the Walrus, which is simply a delightful bestselling children's book about an imaginative young boy who likes to play pretend
We have reached out personally but gotten no response
#FreeJohnny
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14 Dec 21
My children’s book Johnny the Walrus was taken off of @Target’s website but they won’t tell us why or explain the decision. They say it’s “under review” but refuse to share review guidelines. Lack of transparency makes it look like they’re just searching for a reason to ban it.
Hi @Target. Can you tell us why the book was placed under review? What standard or policy is it potentially in violation of? These seem like fair questions.
It’s literally a book about a kid pretending to be a walrus. Is make believe now prohibited for children’s stories?
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