Body count.
Abortion (s)
Hoe phase
If you’re uncomfortable discussing these with a man you intend to marry, please remain single
If you hide it and he later finds out for one reason or the other, your marriage will be as hot as hell!
You can also become a nun and love Jesus only
Marriage is meant to be the coming together of two mature people who agree to marry each other based on many factors
Deception is not a proven foundation for marriage, I have counselled and sat through hours of tears from husbands and wives whose spouse wanted to ply a fast one
and things went awry!
If you slept with his uncle or his daddy, you have to tell him or walk away if it will make you feel too slutty
Since we have decided to disregard decency and morality and chosen to live like animals we must say this one to another, animals don’t have to
be responsible for their past actions and inactions but humans do!
If a man is impotent and he keeps quiet about it, you will cry foul.
He has a right to know when he is dining with the enemy especially if he will come into your world and meet the people you might have known
Or be with before.
A lady took her fiancé to her father’s house the Sallah festival. She knew the entire family would be there and wanted to use the opportunity to introduce him to family but she had been intimate with her older brother’s friend for many years secretly and didn’t
say a word to anyone
When they got to her father’s house and she introduced her guy, her brother’s friend was there
Later that day, the brother’s friend invited the guy for a drink downstairs and poisoned him!
This guy could have been saved if he was told the truth!
Please if you
Have slept with the mad man next door m, yes your neighbour, let your guy know so that he will not be caught unawares when the mad man comes for him.
If you lack self control, and you are uncouth, don’t come and use your madness to ruin the life of someone who made the mistake of
seeing something good in you.
You can remain single though and keep the streets alive, you will have customers till your late forties… Why give that up?
Have some more fun
You hear?
Just don’t die, I will be here to lead you to Christ when you’re tired of wandering

See you soon

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8 Jan
This year began well, we made declarations and we are seeing the power of the Holy Spirit working in us. And you, for retweet and without any evidence whatsoever decide that you will start the year writing a thread about a pastor who did nothing personally to offend you…
Because he is the hot topic of the day, you had to have a go!
Now you have people retweeting and commenting but they wouldn’t have done all that if you had been wise enough to investigate the matter and expose the truth or keep your mouth shut.
When will you learn not to be the
undoing of your own rise by keeping your mouth where it ought to be?
If a pastor is doing evil, expose him and ensure that it is done from a place of love
I do this often, without remorse, especially because I love the Lord and cannot watch as a thief or hireling misled his sheep
Read 11 tweets
7 Jan
I am forever glad that God didn’t called me into a conventional ministry where I have to run a church
Thank you Jesus, I would have failed you woefully.
You are very mindful of me
Pastors are victims of a different sort nowadays, they are at the mercy of every empty head who can
type on Twitter
Imagine this!
I employed a driver whom I met on Twitter, he was desperately in need of a job and he lied to me that he was living close to my house
After he got the job, he would tell me all sorts of stories to get money out of me
If his daughter was not sick, his
wife’s mother would be down
He was not driving me directly, and yet I end up paying more than his salary every month whether he worked or not
Whenever I dared to protest, he would say “You’re a public figure sir, how do you think people will take it if I show them how my life is
Read 13 tweets
7 Jan
In 2019, I got a strange message from Abuja. A lady had just gotten married and during her honeymoon discovered her husband and his best man having cex!
He was “gay”
The lady almost ran mad
Her husband responded by eloping to an African country with the other guy for weeks!
I had to fly to Abuja to access the situation and help out as much as I could.
Why would this guy get married seeing that he would just plunge this lady into misery?
I spoke to him on the phone and we had a candid discussion, he returned three weeks later to meet me in Lagos
That marriage was a farce!
Fortunately or unfortunately the lady was pregnant and now they have I baby I named myself!
After the child they went their separate ways.
Would you like this to happen to you as a woman?
No!
Full disclosure is necessary for partners before marriage!
Read 5 tweets
7 Jan
I have often wondered why sane people find the mentally unstable, deranged or raving mad people fascinating and sometimes compelling to the point of being irresistible
Was it the lure of seeing someone whose mind had gone off the rails or perhaps the nakedness of their reality
It is true that we find a perverted pleasure or curiosity in watching the mad display their madness
A man dresses like a woman, is propped us for the world as an example of cross dressing and he attains a celebrity status
Just like that...
We have a taste for the morbid and the
gory
We like seeing broken humanity and sometimes we like taking advantage of such
Or how else would you explain mad women roaming about naked on the streets
Someone "sane" actually thought it was a good idea to sleep with such a fellow
I have seen men lust after naked mad women
Read 16 tweets
6 Jan
I got a call from a psychiatrist one Monday morning in 2017. He said a lady under his care is o sensed with me and I must as a matter of urgency block her and never see her again.
I said “Yes sir”
I was married and I never knew what this lady told that doctor
I also didn’t know
her personally
I knew her on Twitter and she always commented on my thread and stories at the time
The next morning, I got her message asking that we meet somewhere or chat on WhatsApp
I logged out of Twitter for a month. I wasn’t scared but I know she needed to heal and my
absence would help her heal
When I logged back into Twitter a month later, my DM was filled with all sorts of messages and images she had sent out of desperation which confirmed her doctor’s warning
She is well now and will be getting married on Saturday

PS: I didn’t unblock her
Read 5 tweets
6 Jan
This Magodo issue is in the Bible
God promised Abraham the land of cannan
At when the promise was made, the Perrizites, Jebusites, Amorites and whatevertites were occupying the land
The children of Abraham came back to the land after 430 years in Egypt
The occupiers protested!
Jericho was the best example to use here
They shut their gates and refused to allow anyone in or out but the Supreme God sent an angel to talk to Joshua
This angel is the enforcer of the verdict of the Supreme Court
The angel told Joshua to March his people around Jericho
Once a day in silence for six days and seven times on the seventh day after which they must shout
The children of Israel of did, the walls of Jericho fell down flat!
Magodo residents shouldn’t play victim here, I am not being callous, we must all be law abiding citizens!
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