Big thread. One big takeaway, though it's not central to Bergstrom's point, is that individuals shouldn't interpret CDC guidance as advice on what's safe for them AS INDIVIDUALS.
CDC guidance—even good CDC guidance—isn't intended to provide information about when you can be 100% sure you won't infect someone. It's not intended to answer that question, and it doesn't answer that question.
The CDC is trying to articulate policies that are going to keep transmission low while balancing various other priorities. If your priorities aren't the CDC's priorities—and they probably aren't, not exactly—their guidance will be an imperfect fit for you.
Example: At Christmas, when @grammar_girl was sick, leaving isolation was going to mean sharing meals and air with two old people and an immunocompromised teenager. The CDC's "likely to keep transmission rates low for most people, statistically" advice wasn't good advice for her.
And this is true even if the CDC winds up giving good advice. Because the CDC's advice is never going to be "here's what you should do to be 100% sure of never passing on the virus to anyone," because that's not the advice the CDC has been asked to give.
Again: The CDC wants to keep transmission rates low while balancing other imperatives. I think their current balance is a bad balance, but even if their balance was a good balance, it'd still be a matter of managing competing imperatives on a national scale.
I've seen people say "The CDC says you can't transmit covid after five days." But no, that's not what the CDC is saying. The CDC is saying the risk goes down, usually, after five days, to a level the CDC thinks is acceptable provided certain safeguards. Not the same thing.
When @grammar_girl was still testing positive at ten, eleven, twelve days after infection, she and I searched everywhere for guidance as to whether that meant she was still infectious. Couldn't find any from any public health entity. Nothing at all.
@grammar_girl It's hard to figure out what actions you can take to be reasonably certain that you're not putting your loved ones at risk. It sucks that "advice from the government" isn't a category of information that answers that question. But it isn't. Because it's not designed to be.
Again: I think the CDC's current guidelines are bad. But even if they were much much better, they'd still be insufficient.
A lot of people are interpreting the embedded tweet as meaning "The CDC is mostly well-intentioned, but not perfect," and that's at least partly on me—I phrased it imprecisely. My tweet above captures my meaning much more clearly.
Important to note, though, that the intended audience for this thread wasn't people who already distrust the CDC's guidance, but people—including people who follow me, and who have told me recently that they're doing this—who are using that guidance as a model for their behavior.
I have a tendency at times to phrase criticisms in an understated way so as not to alienate people who I'm trying to communicate with. That tendency served me badly in the above tweet.
But the core message of the thread is a critically important one: Even if you think the CDC is doing a basically competent job (which, again, I don't right now), it's still prudent to always interpret their recommendations as a bare minimum standard at best.
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Test positivity rates have levelled off in NYC, and may be starting to fall.
Daily cases are still rising, but the rate of increase started to slow nearly a week ago, and that line seems to still be trending in the right direction.
"The women's category is now meaningless." Ah yes. The women's category of Jeopardy winners. That category that absolutely exists and was not made up in a fit of pique by the person who wrote the tweet.
The thing about this complaint is that it ISN'T that anything of substance has been taken from anyone, or even that an official ledger has been altered. It's literally just that people—media entities, folks, the previous female record holder—are calling a trans woman a woman.
I always get a lot of "what do we do about rapists in prisons?" stuff from TERFs when I weigh in on anything related to trans acceptance, and I think it's telling that it happens whether I've mentioned formal government policy or not. (Near-invariably, I have not.)
I don't get to see @grammar_girl for two more days, but I DID just get to watch the first chunk of James Acaster's Cold Lasagne Hate Myself 1999 with the kids, and that alone makes it a pretty good birthday.
(M and I watched it months ago with friends, but this is the first time the stars have aligned to watch it with both Casey and Elvis, and I didn't want to watch with just one. Oh god it's so perfect.)
My dearest wish for you in this holiday season is that one day you have a child who turns to you and says "we should watch his season of Taskmaster again together."
I just want to get past this, Shadi. My girlfriend is sick, my daughter is immunocompromised, my parents are 80 and 78 years old. I just fucking want to get past this.
I am vaccinated and boosted, @shadihamid, and I don't want "endless COVID restrictions"—hell, I flew to Europe in November. What I want, what I need, is for my kids to stay healthy and my parents not to die. That's what I want.
And I read your essay, @shadihamid, where you say that I need to "live life...as if COVID doesn't exist." And no. Fuck that. I'm going to do what I can reasonably do to keep my parents and my kids safe—and, crucially, keep them in each others' lives.
So here's the thing about lock-picking. It's fiddly, but not hugely difficult. It's a skill you get better at over time. And it's a real thing—a lot of locks that actual people actually use are pickable by a semi-talented amateur.
A decent set of lock-picking tools only costs like twenty bucks, and again, this isn't a toy—it's real tools you can use for real work.