“A federal grand jury in the District leveled the new charges focusing on what prosecutors say is a core group of Oath Keepers adherents who allegedly planned for and participated in obstructing Congress on the day lawmakers certified President Biden’s 2020 election victory.”
What a thing of beauty the indictment is.

As you’ll see it’s not simply one eyed Stewie, but a number of the Oath Keepers. You’ll know their names from the “stacks”.

It is 48 pages, so I will be busy gloating for a little while. 😘

Here’s a peek.
Seems important!

Rhodes “told Trump to use military force.”
This is where they planned to land boats transporting weaponry from the Comfort Inn HQ. At West Basin and Ohio.
The hotels were 15 minutes apart.
They were just tourists walking their dog, an 82-pound German Shepherd.
OMG. Count One, Section B. 😱

Not content to wait for Trump’s signal, Rhodes took matters into his own hands.
“Pence has betrayed us.”
“Everything we fucking trained for.”
Count One, Section C.

The golf cart brigade arrives… from where, exactly, wasn’t that the Willard?
I envision lengthy jail sentences for James and Minuta.
Count One, Section D.

So as soon as stack one & stack two stopped invading the Capitol building they went running to see one-eyed Stewie.

Seditious conspiracy. 💣
Count One, Section E.

They went out to dinner and planned to dig in, with food to last 30 days.

PB&Js, MREs, one must think…
My tally may not be precise. Stewie is in about $40,000 in weapons thus far. Possibly more.
Count Two

Conspiracy to obstruct an official proceeding.
Count Three

Obstruction of an official proceeding and aiding and abetting
Count Four

Conspiracy to prevent an officer from discharging any duties.
Count Fiv

Destruction of government property and aiding and abetting
Count Six
Civil disorder and aiding and abetting

Jessica Watkins
Count Seven

Civil disorder and aiding and abetting

Joshua James
Count Eight

Joshua James is not having a good day.

Assaulting, resisting, or impeding certain officers.
Count Nine — Tampering with documents or proceedings.

Stewart Rhodes has been very naughty in trying to hide his involvement by destroying cellular and documentary evidence that might reflect poorly upon him.
Counts Ten to Seventeen - Tampering with documents each individually for:

10: Kelly Meggs
11: Kenneth Harrelson
12: Joshua James
13: Roberto Minuta
14: Joseph Hackett
15: David Moerschel
16: Brian Ulrich
17: Thomas Caldwell

That’s the end of the indictment.
Close up for now by saying that Kenneth Harrelson is having a very bad day before this dropped. His bond hearing has been postponed as he is in covid quarantine.

Whole bunch of FAFO being dished up today.

Anyone yapping about Merrick Garland, kindly please stand down now.

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13 Jan
Guess we really have to start off with Kenneth Harrellson who is not having his bond hearing due to the fact that he has covid and is in isolation at the DC jail.

To make matters worse, he is named in the Stewart Rhodes conspiracy indictment and faces. Counts 1,2, 3, 4, 5, & 11
Sentencing comes first.

Kentucky bad boys Dalton Ray Crase and Troy Dylan Williams three years of probation. Williams gets 15 days of "intermittent confinement.

Crase has expressed "deep remorse for his conduct" and "done a lot of soul-searching.”

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J. Kostolsky confined at home for 30 days
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In Arizona, a forged slate was submitted by Lori Osiecki of the Sovereign Citizens of the Great State of Arizona.


They made up their own slate of electors and submitted it. Image
Ms. Oziecki appears to live in Mesa and run Merryweather Farms in case anyone is looking for her.

Charles asked some time ago why she has not been arrested 🤨
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One year ago today, rightwing attorney Cleta Mitchell resigned from her law firm, Foley & Lardner, after new reports revealed she had been on Trump’s shakedown call to Georgia

So buckle up, buckaroos, it’s time for a long thread on this legal eagle at the GQP nexus.
January 5, 2021, Tea Party lawyer Cleta Mitchell announced she was leaving Foley & Lardner after 20 years. News reports revealed her role in Trump’s call to Brad Raffenberg, Georgia’s Secretary of State.
Now Mitchell is suing to block her J6C subpoenas.
Cleta Mitchell’s lawsuit against the J6C subpoenas appear to be fishing for information on what the J6C knows, to my eyes. And we could discuss that, but what I’m really curious about is this woman herself, who among the GOP is almost a cipher.
politico.com/f/?id=0000017d… Image
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