Eight Candidates of Hehfaya
1. People who fart inside a congested vehicle: People will be on their way home from work, tired and stressed, in a congested vehicle, and you will dim it fit to just mess! You look at everybody from heads to toe and you pollute? You’re a wicked pepsin!
2. People who lend out an item they borrowed from someone else: They dash you something and you decided to do giveaway with it. You even said “You can bring it anytime you are free.” Ah! Are you a good person like this?
3. Bosses who ask their employees to jump on a quick zoom call on Saturday afternoon: We don’t like you people and we hope you know! The earlier you know hehfaya is real, the better. Every time, zoom call; the one you talked from Monday to Friday is not enough for you. 🙄
4. Aunties who ask why you are not yet married: Your husband is busy telling 20 year old Tomi to feel at home and call him Tunde, but you are there disturbing single people. You are not focusing on the right things at all. Do better.
5. Womb watchers who ask women when they will bear children: Your mouth is always running like tap!🚰 We wish we can help you but your matter has passed curative stage. You will be fine. Or not.
6. Any woman who wants to keep Maduka Okoye to herself: A national treasure deserves national enjoyment, so he belongs to all of us. If you say you want to do ojukokoro and keep him to yourself, sorry, but ko possible.
7. Anybody that plans to vote for wicked politicians: We may have been playing since the beginning of this thread, but this one is serious. You and the hottest part of hehfaya are in a romantic relationship.
8. People who laugh at children when they fall down: small baby fell down, you opened your teeth and you started laughing haq haq haq. It’s the downfall of young, jobless people that use to sweet you. Just look at yourself! That’s why your HR won’t let you rest.
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