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tamara de lempicka appreciation thread

this self portrait is an immaculate vibe a stylized portrait of a re...
the angularity... the sensuality... eat shit george braque angular stylized portrait o...
everything looks glossy and touchable but also completely untouchable at once (l'eclat, 1932) a red lipped woman with red...
an alluring softness a large hipped black haired...
so gay 🥰😍 (1925) ok it's called "group of four nudes" female nude bodies magnific...
this painting is aspirational. giantess who could crush you by looking at you? yes. an enormous woman whose thi...
and finally: check out this girlband. the ultimate. nothing but bangers in sight. only instrument a cello and bodies. perfection a bunch of angular naked la...

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