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@swordsjew

Jan 14, 2022 • 7 tweets • 2 min read • Read on X

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tamara de lempicka appreciation thread

this self portrait is an immaculate vibe

the angularity... the sensuality... eat shit george braque

everything looks glossy and touchable but also completely untouchable at once (l'eclat, 1932)

an alluring softness

so gay 🥰😍 (1925) ok it's called "group of four nudes"

this painting is aspirational. giantess who could crush you by looking at you? yes.

and finally: check out this girlband. the ultimate. nothing but bangers in sight. only instrument a cello and bodies. perfection

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@swordsjew

Mar 26, 2023

my boyfriend got to pick the movie in our marathon and picked bridge on thr river kwai, and i apologize to all of you for saying that movie is wildly boring

aaa. why is it 3 hours long

this is the most heterosexual ive ever been. forced to endure a film with no character development whatsoever

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@swordsjew

Mar 23, 2023

ive been playing a Lot of tetris lately and let me tell you: the lyrics of the russian folk song that is the theme are *filthy*

i also, despite having the spatial awareness of a concussed hen, am extremely good at tetris.

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@swordsjew

Mar 23, 2023

my only real retrograde opinions are i think we should bring back the mid-atlantic accent in all movies, and a man looks best with a flourishing moustache

brought to you by my ill self watching The Third Man

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@swordsjew

Mar 14, 2023

https://twitter.com/therecount/status/1635698378637017089

these motherfuckers

https://twitter.com/therecount/status/1635698378637017089

I did a whole series on how evangelicals love to beat their children it's here they love citing Proverbs about it theswordandthesandwich.substack.com/p/ministry-of-…

Subscribe to my substack where I yell about bad people who hurt kids theswordandthesandwich.substack.com

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@swordsjew

Mar 13, 2023

brendan fraser is awesome, im glad he made a triumphant comeback, it just sucks that he won for such a crappy irredeemable harmful movie

cf: theguardian.com/film/2023/mar/…

and nytimes.com/2022/12/10/opi…

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@swordsjew

Mar 7, 2023

help im getting the Tuesday Scaries (like the Sunday Scaries but about your entire life)

basically i wish i made as much money writing heartfelt intense idealistic prose as lazy bigots do inventing shit

if you subscribe to my newsletter you will not get
-lies about anti white/anti christian bias
-transphobia (any kind)

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-many delicious essays about sandwiches

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