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Jan 18 46 tweets 11 min read
Enjoy these owls. You deserve them. Image
!?!?!? Xbox bought Activision? What?
what what what
Anyway in other news Carhartt has told employees they're still doing a vaccine mandate despite the SCOTUS ruling
"Former NYC Mayor Bill de Blasio won’t run for N.Y. governor" nydailynews.com/news/politics/…
SCOTUS mask drama npr.org/2022/01/18/107… Image
LOL omg "Microsoft now owns Crash Bandicoot and Spyro"

that's crazy! Image
"FedEx driver launches package at front door like an NFL quarterback" nypost.com/2022/01/18/fed…
"The Postal Service is now taking orders for COVID-19 test kits" npr.org/2022/01/18/107…
Today I learned analytics.usa.gov exists

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"Pennsylvania men steal $3K in merchandise from Ulta Beauty in broad daylight, police say" foxnews.com/us/pennsylvani…
... even that Blonde lady out of Georgia has bothered to do more for them, than eyepatch man
Studying.
HMMMMMMMMMMMM

REALLY MAKES YOU THINK Image
I let go of such worries a looooooooooong time ago

I was shitfaced last night and I had a lovely conversation about Spider-Man 2. Image
YouTube announces they're discontinuing most of their "Originals" program. Funding SOME stuff, but mostly done in the new ideas department.
🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨👀👀👀👀👀 Image
... apparently the NPR report was fake? holy shit
"Facebook loses bid to dismiss users’ data-privacy antitrust claims" reuters.com/legal/litigati…
yup Image
this is a bleak video
hahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa politico.com/newsletters/we…
Consensus is becoming: if you're a member of the far left, you're TRASH that's weighing the country down.

So stop doing that. Image
Stop being trash Image
> "Biden supply chain is going fine!"
> meanwhile, this
jesus Image
hahahahha what a disaster movie Image
what?
fuck Image
i don't know. I'm not surprised by anything anymore, but I don't know.
sure. why not? Image

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Jan 19
NEW News: I asked truck drivers to share their experiences. Here's one. Image
"Veteran MSNBC Anchor Leaves ‘Hyper-Partisan’ News Environment To Go To Local News Station" dailywire.com/news/veteran-m…
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Geez first the pandemic and now these winter storms 🍻 🍺 🍻

Honestly I gotta be careful
Honestly I miss normal society where I had THE CHOICE to drink, but also other activities and things
If the elites left booze on the table for the populace on purpose? Clever plan
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Update on the Texas situation.
Yesterday there was some confusion about the ID of the Colleyville hostage taker

But eventually it was figured out fox26houston.com/news/colleyvil…
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Jan 17
uhhhhhhhhhhhh

Hi gang. I'm back. You want to know what happened to me yesterday? I'll tell you.
🚨🚨🚨Twitter made me DELETE my recorded livestream footage of Saturday's Colleyville, Texas hostage situation.

For the record (and apologies for sharing DMs) it was considered a legitimate journalistic endeavor by Reuters.

Because they contacted me and wanted to know more.
It had nothing to do with race. It had nothing to do with offensive content. I just recorded a livestream.
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