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Jan 23 7 tweets 2 min read
Hey, #LitigationDisasterTourists, it's worth spending some time thinking about how the lawyers for the employees should be approaching this upcoming hearing.

The easy path for an attorney faced with this situation is to focus on how wrong the Judge and hospital are on the law
And absent some information we don't know, they ARE completely wrong here. These are at-will employees. The hospital system can't keep them if they don't want to be there. And you have to say so, forcefully.

But somehow, the judge already rejected that argument. So ...
Were I representing these employees, I'd go a different route. I'd have each employee sign an affidavit declaring that given that their employer just went to court to hold them hostage, they will NEVER, under any circumstances, agree to continue working there.
And come the hearing, I'd say "judge, there's no legal basis to do what their former employer wants you to do. But even if there was - it won't accomplish anything. You can't force them to go work for their former employer, the Thirteenth Amendment still exists"
And in that case, no injunction the judge can give can have any impact on the problem the judge appears interested in solving (the health impact if these folks leave that hospital).
You want to enjoin them anyway? We'll get it reversed on appeal and collect on the bond their former employer had to put up to get the injunction. So you may as well just respect their status as at-will employees and not issue it in the first place
And, I mean, you'd put that a bit more diplomatically.

But if I were handling this case, I'd calibrate my response to focus on the practicalities rather than the legalities, because it seems like that's where this judge's head is.

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Jan 10
Listening to Trump v. Thompson, and trump's lawyer is now arguing that Trump has a *duty* as president to try to pressure Raffensberger into reversing Georgia's election
Sorry, Thompson v Trump
"is there anything a president could say while President that would subject him to a civil suit in your view?"

"I can't think of anything"

Don't think this will fly
Read 10 tweets
Jan 9
Holy shit this Apothio litigation funding scam @KyleWRoche is running - and yes, Kyle, it IS a scam, that's what you call it when you take advantage of unsophisticated people who don't know any better - just keeps getting worse and worse the more I look at it.

See this?
There is no legitimate litigation funder in the world who will fund on these terms.

None.

Funders get paid first. That's how litigation funding works. Their initial investment is first money out. Then their litigation return. THEN the lawyers get paid.
In Kyle's version, the rubes who invest are not first money out.

Not even their initial capital outlay.

They come out AFTER the lawyers and AFTER unfunded litigation expenses.
Read 17 tweets
Dec 27, 2021
Weird, because the anti-Jewish riots and massacres in the early 20th century and the insistence on preventing Jewish immigration, including during the holocaust, seems to say otherwise.

But maybe this is a new development. If so, a shame it came too late
Amer: We never had a problem with you returning here.

Constant Palestinian rhetoric: "Go back to Europe, colonizer!"
Amer: The problem wasn't your return

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_Pap…
Read 4 tweets
Dec 26, 2021
Hey, #LitigationDisasterTourists, let's talk about this defamation suit for a minute. Moss and Freeman were the GA election workers on Rudy's CCTV video with the "suitcases" that were "under the table". They're now suing OAN, its owners, and Rudy for defamation
This is a lawsuit that will need to clear the "actual malice" bar. They were election workers performing a government function (counting ballots); commentary on that type of thing needs freedom to be vigorous. So defamation liability can only exist if they can prove1 of 2 things:
1) OAN & Rudy actually knew that the things they were broadcasting about Freeman and Moss were false.

2) OAN & Rudy didn't know for certain they were false but subjectively had serious doubts about whether it was false.
Read 18 tweets
Dec 21, 2021
OK, let's talk about this Alex Berenson complaint. It's a chonky boy, clocking in at 228 paragraphs and 70 pages, and I'm actually in quite a bit of pain at the moment (did something to my back) so this will definitely break across a few days. But we'll do our best
So this is a pretty straight up suit, Berenson v. Twitter. California requiring numbered pleading paper (those numbers down the side) is an abomination, but it's always nice to see the causes of action laid out up front. What are they? Image
Like all good litigators, Berenson's team leads with his strongest argument, which is ... that a private company violated the First Amendment
Read 320 tweets
Dec 15, 2021
OK, litigation disaster tourists, time to look at John Eastman's lawsuit to stop Verizon from turning his communications metadata over to the January 6 Committee

Full complaint here storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.usco…
We'll roll through his arguments, but here's the tl;dr:

This complaint is the legal equivalent of flop sweat - dude is *terrified*, and I look forward to the country finding out exactly why.
Eastman is suing both the January 6 Committee (which issued the subpoena) for a declaration that the subpoena is invalid, and Verizon (to whom the subpoena was issued) for an injunction to stop it from complying
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