it's #omegalwjseason somewhere, and it's his BIRTHDAY, so have a little thought snippet:

(cw: a/b/o)

the cloud recesses segregate their alphas and omegas. so when alpha!wwx climbs the wrong wall with his smuggled alcohol, omega!lwj takes GREAT offense to the intrusion.
wwx comes from lotus pier; alphas and omegas mingle there. he has no idea why this very pretty omega seems so pissed.

so, wwx being wwx, he tries to flirt.

lwj does NOT appreciate it, and nearly stabs him for it. lan omegas are viciously territorial, and wwx is TRESPASSING.
lwj manages to chase wwx back to the alpha side of the cloud recesses, but not before wwx dances circles around him and teases him and calls him beautiful and sends his heart racing.

the next morning, lwj writes a long formal complaint on wwx and sends it to his uncle.
lqr is reasonably outraged that wwx almost got into the omega side of the cloud recesses. he punishes wwx with running laps, push-ups, and copying text on the importance and benefits of sexual abstinence.

wwx, who had just wanted to go back to his dorm and enjoy his alcohol: 🤨

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oh no what if 35 y/o lwj time-travelled back to when he was very little, like maybe 3-4 years old, and his little self mistook him for his father 🥹🥹

((credit to @/nettledaf for the idea of lwj time-travelling))
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lwj:

yllz:

lwj: *closes the sarcophagus lid*
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