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Elissa 🥮 | yiling laozu apologist Profile picture
@cerbykerby
Jan 23, 2022 • 4 tweets • 1 min read • Read on X
it's #omegalwjseason somewhere, and it's his BIRTHDAY, so have a little thought snippet:

(cw: a/b/o)

the cloud recesses segregate their alphas and omegas. so when alpha!wwx climbs the wrong wall with his smuggled alcohol, omega!lwj takes GREAT offense to the intrusion.
wwx comes from lotus pier; alphas and omegas mingle there. he has no idea why this very pretty omega seems so pissed.

so, wwx being wwx, he tries to flirt.

lwj does NOT appreciate it, and nearly stabs him for it. lan omegas are viciously territorial, and wwx is TRESPASSING.
lwj manages to chase wwx back to the alpha side of the cloud recesses, but not before wwx dances circles around him and teases him and calls him beautiful and sends his heart racing.

the next morning, lwj writes a long formal complaint on wwx and sends it to his uncle.
lqr is reasonably outraged that wwx almost got into the omega side of the cloud recesses. he punishes wwx with running laps, push-ups, and copying text on the importance and benefits of sexual abstinence.

wwx, who had just wanted to go back to his dorm and enjoy his alcohol: 🤨

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Elissa 🥮 | yiling laozu apologist Profile picture
Apr 29
so much omegaxian stuff on my timeline is making me think of an au where omegas need to be claimed immediately after they present because otherwise their pheromones will drive nearby alphas to madness.

of course wwx doesn't present until he's in class at the cloud recesses.
usually there are signs in the years leading up to an omega's presentation, so they have time to arrange a marriage or seclude themselves.

an unclaimed omega's pheromones are dangerous. prolonged exposure can induce insanity in alphas.
in the past, when desperate times called for desperate measures, unclaimed omega pheromones have even been used as weapons during wars to neutralize dangerous enemy targets. for this reason, some of the greatest military strategists in history were betas.
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Elissa 🥮 | yiling laozu apologist Profile picture
Mar 30
today's thought is lowly palace servant wwx flirting with imperial guard lwj one too many times and then suddenly finding himself being granted marriage to lwj by emperor nmj himself.
lxc is the highest-ranked and most beloved consort in nmj's inner palace. lwj complained about wwx to lxc, who then giggled to nmj about it over tea, who—ever willing to please lxc and thinking that it's about time lwj marries—immediately grants lwj and wwx marriage.
so, from wwx's pov, he was just going about his life as a servant; work is hard, but fulfilling. he hears gossip about the most eligible bachelors with the highest connections, and gets curious about lwj.

ah, but lwj is notorious for being cold, stand-offish, and unsmiling.
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Elissa 🥮 | yiling laozu apologist Profile picture
Jun 5, 2023
today's thought is:

merlwj and sirenwwx clash during a territory dispute and… accidentally end up mating instead.

there have been previous examples of mer/siren hybrids, but they are very rare; the two species are far more likely to wage war than breed.
mer people are omnivorous, social, and closer in appearance to humans—which encourages cooperation with them.

sirens are solitary, carnivorous hunters with powerful, luring songs. they eat humans.

usually, mers and sirens ignore each other. in some cases, they fight.
sirenwwx and merlwj didn't mean to mate; they were fighting, and they just sort of… accidentally ended up tangling their tails together, and their bodies rubbed together a bit too much, and one thing led to another—

anyhow, sirenwwx has babies now.
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Elissa 🥮 | yiling laozu apologist Profile picture
May 23, 2023
i just think it would be really, really, really entertaining if jzx decided to play matchmaker between yllz-wwx and lwj because he, accurately, deduced that they had feelings for each other.

plus, wwx being safe and cared for would make preggie jyl very happy.
jzx is… predictably not good at matchmaking. but he is trying his best!! for his wife!! the love of his life and the mother of his child!! 😤❤️

jyl is very charmed, but repeatedly tells him that such efforts are unnecessary. she thinks wwx and lwj must figure it out themselves.
jzx, on the other hand, is convinced it's a crisis. his beloved wife's beautiful face gets all tense and sad whenever her shidi is mentioned, so of course jzx must do all he can to ensure that said shidi is taken care of and jyl won't have to stress about anything again!
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Elissa 🥮 | yiling laozu apologist Profile picture
May 6, 2023
//nsfw //possible noncon maybe

today's mermay thought is: merxian always getting a little nervous whenever octopusji's tentacles get handsy (tentacle-y?) because it is alway so, so easy for one stray tentacle to wander into merxian's slit as the others casually restrain him.
//possibly dead dove

y'all know what would be fucked up.

if octopusji was a sea witch who made a deal with merxian: in exchange for saving his foster family's home, merxian belongs to him—which is super useful, because mermaids are rare sources of powerful magic ingredients.
merxian signed the contract thinking that octopusji will eventually ask for his heart, or maybe even his tongue. those would make for extremely rare and powerful potions.

nope. octopusji is interested in renewable resources, like merxian's hair or scales or songs.
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Elissa 🥮 | yiling laozu apologist Profile picture
May 5, 2023
today's thought: enemies-with-benefits wangxian are generals during a war. every time they meet, they fight—and end up banging.

but in the silence that follows, wwx watches a sleeping lwj and decides that it would not be so bad if his side loses and he has to die by lwj's blade.
it would not be a bad death, he decides. there are worse ways to die. at the very least, his life would end at the hands of someone he admires deeply—someone he could almost call a lover. lwj would make it quick, like the kisses they exchange before sneaking back to their camps.
it is impossible for the war to end peacefully, and as such, it is impossible for them to have a life together.

a pity. wwx would have liked to know what lwj is like without his battle armor and his sword—whether he would live in a small cottage, or maybe raise children.
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