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Jan 29 45 tweets 35 min read
TONIGHT on #FridayNightZillow
*CANADA DELUXE
*LA Vampire mansion (!?)
*CHEAP Victorians
*Funky mid-century modern
*Florida excess
*CHEAP lakehouse
*POCONOS retreat
...and much more. 1/ zillow.com/homedetails/10… ImageImageImageImage
FIRST on #FridayNightZillow, a West Vancouver modern megamansion. Hopefully the eye candy will put a smile on your face.
$14.88M Canadian. Heated driveway. Not quite sure how to describe this INSANE decor but it pops! zillow.com/homedetails/10… ImageImageImageImage
I guess when you are in Canada the thought of six fires burning is ... luxury? I can't tell if these are real fires or TV screens. #FridayNightZillow Image
I normally don't like white kitchens but I like this one. Interesting backsplash. But is the fridge a smidge too close to the oven? #FridayNightZillow Image
Pretty sweet basement. This is a party house. The theater is a little too distracting for my taste. #FridayNightZillow ImageImageImage
Sometimes the best room in the house is ... the staircase? #FridayNightZillow Image
I sure hope this pool is heated, because Canada. Meanwhile, "features include a private Gondola from the street entrance for guests" #FridayNightZillow Image
Next up, an LA estate that @thebestofzillow dubbed "The Real Vampires of Beverly Hills." It's truly insane and I love it. Worth clicking through yourself. Something cool on every pic. $15M. #FridayNightZillow zillow.com/homedetails/35… Image
I mean, yes, the blood red hot tub and pool are insane, but imagine the costume parties! #FridayNightZillow Image
The High Council of the Vampires would meet here. #FridayNightZillow Image
Sweet library. #FridayNightZillow Image
A lot going on here. #FridayNightZillow Image
Vampire sitting room. Bonus: If you spill your blood/wine, maybe it won't show? #FridayNightZillow Image
These bedrooms make me smile. Somebody had fun making this madness. #FridayNightZillow ImageImage
This bathroom is stunning. Apparently the vampires also want bidets and vomiting swan sinks. #FridayNightZillow Image
Sweet gothicky gourmet kitchen. #FridayNightZillow ImageImage
Next up: Interesting Midcentury Modern house on a wooded estate in ... Kentucky? An architect's house with a fun write-up. zillow.com/homedetails/6-… ImageImageImageImage
These Staten Island bathrooms are yours for ~$1.8M. Better than a cup of coffee for waking up those retinas. #FridayNightZillow zillow.com/homedetails/31… ImageImageImageImage
Next up: Cheap Victorians. #FridayNightZillow
The price of this Victorian🤯

*$150K* gets you an updated 3BR, 2BA Victorian on .3 acres with a 2-car garage and central air.

A lot of you could retire *right now* and move to Clarion, Iowa and enjoy coffee / croissant on your porch. #FridayNightZillow zillow.com/homedetails/31… ImageImageImageImage
You can get an even bigger 5BR Victorian in Canton, PA for just $195K!🔥 Presently used as a law office and looks like it's in good shape though you might need to figure out the A/C situation. 5BR, 2BA, >3K sf. #FridayNightZillow zillow.com/homedetails/23… ImageImageImageImage
Next up: Florida excess. $26.9M buys you a large beach house. Not my style but maybe it's yours. #FridayNightZillow zillow.com/homedetails/47… ImageImageImageImage
You can get a cool, updated Midcentury Modern house in Jacksonville for $850K. >4K sf. Indoor pool. Sort of a Brady Brunch feel. I love the updated kitchen and the lounge chairs. #FridayNightZillow zillow.com/homedetails/22… ImageImageImageImage
Somebody finally groks that you shouldn't have to crane your head up to see your TV. But I think they should have sprung for a $500 70" model on Black Friday instead of whatever this is. #FridayNightZillow Image
Indoor pool with ... escape hatch? Groovy. #FridayNightZillow. I'd upgrade the chairs to Polywood or similar. Image
One of the better church conversions I've seen. $829K so it's not cheap. Bright and cheery unlike most. Delightful bathtub. Florida on #FridayNightZillow zillow.com/homedetails/58… ImageImageImageImage
Cute stone Tudor cottage in Oshkosh, Wisconsin with Lake Winnebago views and a 2-car garage for, checks notes, <$200K? (!!!) What am I missing? #FridayNightZillow zillow.com/homedetails/13… ImageImageImageImage
$489K buys you a tasteful family retreat in the Poconos. I hope the coffee table conveys. Antler decor though is not my thing. Sadly, still no wine glass bathtub despite my nationwide search. Seems like you could Air B&B this easy. #FridayNightZillow zillow.com/homedetails/13… ImageImageImageImage
Another nice church conversion. Ontario. $1.289M Canadian. Sweet kitchen. Funky sink. #FridayNightZillow zillow.com/homedetails/37… ImageImageImageImage
If I'm going to spend close to $30M on a mansion, it better have views like this. Carmel, California. Dream home. #FridayNightZillow zillow.com/homedetails/15… ImageImageImage
The house itself is pretty nice. Dream kitchen, library. But really, it's the views. #FridayNightZillow ImageImageImageImage
Another awesome Midcentury Modern house with an updated kitchen, great windows, courtyard. quirks. Westerville, Ohio. $795K. Open house is tomorrow. I could totally live here. #FridayNightZillow zillow.com/homedetails/45… ImageImageImageImage
LOVELOVELOVE this design: "In 1970 Louis P. Benua created a design that allowed him to see his children without hearing them. Two parallel wings with walls of glass overlook a central courtyard garden, and are connected by a glass corridor." #FridayNightZillow Image
Did I mention there is a Rainbow Unicorn? #FridayNightZillow Image
One wing of the house has the bedrooms, the other the entertaining area. Just brilliant. Much better than forcing people to go up and down stairs all day. #FridayNightZillow
If you want to read more on the vampire home, it's owned by Kat Von D and has plenty of history. Was also featured in "Cheaper By the Dozen." I guess I'm now a Kat Von D fan? #FridayNightZillow Via People: people.com/home/kat-von-d…
Party Shower of the Week. In a $23.5M La Jolla, California dream mansion. Sort of a really, really upscale bus depot vibe. #FridayNightZillow zillow.com/homedetails/26… Image
Can you *imagine* cooking in this kitchen? 3X fridges, 2 sinks and a partridge and a pear tree. #FridayNightZillow Image
Does this bedroom have a surround sound system and a drop-down screen? #FridayNightZillow Image
You get a skate park and a climbing wall in your back yard. I wonder what insurance would run you? #FridayNightZillow ImageImageImage
These are sinks. #FridayNightZillow #SinkZillow Image
Romance! I hope you enjoyed this edition of #FridayNightZillow. Special thanks to my wife and sister-in-law for finding most of the homes tonight, and for readers who sent in vampire house, the Westerville house and more. Image

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Creepy abandoned orphanage & site of a murder just went on sale. It's arguably ... a deal?
$400K gets us 31,000 sf of buildings on 8 acres 1/2 mile from where Ford is building a factory in Kentucky.
Should we buy? #SaturdayNightZillow Maybe #HauntedZillow?
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Found the back story on the former Glendale Children's Home and the murder there in this YouTube video.
I suppose you could start off with sort of a Haunted House-type operation and then eventually renovate the buildings into housing/condos for the factory workers? Maybe a daycare center too on those 8 acres?
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Jan 22
TONIGHT on #FridayNightZillow:
*$90M Miami Mansion Built With the Dental Pick Fortune
*Awesome $515K Joshua Tree Cabin
*Party shower of the gods
*Huge libraries
*Historic homes
*Crazy excess
*Air Force base
*Affordable housing
Follow if interested...🧵
zillow.com/homedetails/27…
27 Star Island in Miami Beach is being offered for $90M by the guy who made his fortune with Dentek dental picks. The lot comes with *2* mansions — a 1924 one he moved out of the way to build a modern megamansion. You get >23K sf, 6BR, 12BA
zillow.com/homedetails/27…
These are some sinks! #SinkZillow #FridayNightZillow
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Jan 21
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That $1 Trillion wiped out in a couple months is *way* bigger than the new money enacted for roads and bridges in the 5-year bipartisan infrastructure law. It’s about twice as big as BBB’s 10-year climate plan. And larger than net worth of all real estate in some U.S. states.
So, does this qualify as deflation or inflation? #CryptoCrash
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Senate is voting NOW
Manchin voted to sustain the ruling of the chair (and against the rules change)
Sinema also votes with GOP against the rules change as expected. Votes “Aye!” to sustain the ruling of the chair.
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FIRST on this week's #FridayNightZillow thread:
A 14.5K-sf Michigan lakefront estate with the Library of the Gods, featuring a painted ceiling intended to look like the Sistine Chapel. $4.75M.
I hope it puts a smile on your face after a long week! 🧵 zillow.com/homedetails/15…
This is the ceiling of the library. Painted by Andre Sikora. The mansion in Grosse Point Park was built by Hal Smith in 1929. #FridayNightZillow
This insane library is 1,000 square feet. Doubles as an office, a salon, a billiards room. I'd spend all my time here. #FridayNightZillow
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