Thread by @paststat

#UnionBudget2022 Script by me-ji
08:00 : @ShereenBhan , @latha_venkatesh ,
@SumairaAbidi @_soniashenoy wakes up and heads to the CNBC Studio wearing the best possible attire as if its meri dost ka shaadi

9.15: Gap Up Probability of 16/24 since 2002 , total 24 budgets , 12 by @BJP4India , 12 by @INCIndia , 5 assisted by @cpimspeak , including 4 interim budgets

916-1055 :Calm Before the Storm

1055-1100 : lights on camera action , entire india focuses on Madam @nsitharaman

1100 : Nimmu Madam Starts doling out laks of crores of benefits to the needy Indians

if you don't understand who benefits from those announcements , dont worry @deepakshenoy live tweets them

1145 : Modi signals Nimmu Madam to bakwas bandh kar

1145-1300 : Nimmu Madam blurts out the revenue collection schemes by taxing the common man

1300-1315: Opposition Parties Might Walk out of the Parliament

1320 : @priyankac19 if doesn’t misbehave gets a chance to sit and do a dharna in front of RS Chairman Venky Mama

1330: if misbehaves bouncers in RS will drag her out of RS @JayaBachchan will provide her solidarity for the second time

1345 : Industry leaders like @RishadPremji
@kiranshaw
@anandmahindra
@RNTata2000 @VaniKola starts sending out tweets of their opinion , and might come on CNBC TV too

1400-1530: its anyone's guess what happens from there , staff relies on my tape reading skills , which i do only once in year , rest of the times its based quantzzz

9.15-15.30 : there is a 7/10 probability that @zerodhaonline glitches tomorrow

finally trading advise by me , is trade the plan and plan the trade , & good luck to all fellow traders and investors into tomorrow

jai shriram & vande mataram &