🧵: the saturn signs and their bullshit detectors, by two angular saturns: me and @sagistarbb
aries saturn: they know when someone is weak-willed and doesn’t have the drive or the NERVE to follow through. if there’s a lack of conviction, their alarm bells go off.
taurus saturn: their bullshit detector goes off when someone can’t back up what they’re selling. they can spot instability and bad investments. they know when people/things are temporary or flaky.
gemini saturn: the fact-checking placement. they know when someone is speaking out of reactivity instead of speaking for the benefit of sharing information. ability to sense when someone is talking for their ego and not for truth.
cancer saturn: they sense when people are being emotionally inauthentic with themselves and others. they’re also good at recognizing when there’s a disconnect between others’ feelings and desires.
leo saturn: this placement knows when people are inauthentic/not being true to themselves. their bullshit detector goes off when people are afraid to take the spotlight or are using the spotlight inappropriately.
virgo saturn: they can spot when people are living selfishly. they’ll know if the way you’re choosing to live isn’t efficient or sustainable and will dragggg you for it. bullshit detector goes off for lack of respect for/not helping others.
libra saturn: they are lie detectors through and through. they know when someone’s side of the story doesn’t add up. they can tell when people aren’t justified in their actions and are validating themselves to compensate.
scorpio saturn: this placement detects impure motivations, secrecy, and deception. they can tell when someone is operating out of paranoia. able to hone in on fear and anxiety like a hawk.
sagittarius saturn: their alarm goes off when they hear a half-assed belief. sag saturn’s bullshit detector is for fallaciousness. they can’t stand a weak life philosophy.
capricorn saturn: they know when someone isn’t putting in the work. they HATE seeing people lie about their work ethic or how much effort they’ve actually been putting in. bullshit detector for sloth/laziness.
aquarius saturn: they have the OG bullshit detector. theirs goes off when people don’t believe what’s coming out of their own mouths. calling others out for not updating their beliefs/routines or having regurgitated sermons instead of their own opinions.
pisces saturn: their bullshit detector goes off when they see someone playing the victim. pisces saturn easily recognizes ploys for sympathy and when someone is milking it.
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♄ is FINALLY moving out of aquarius tomorrow and diving into the waters of pisces, where it will stay for 2 years (plus 1 more year after its retrograde, but we’ll get into that later).
♄ represents structure, boundaries, time, discipline, limitations, and responsibility. so what happens when ♄ meets drifter and dreamer pisces?
♄ will force us all to take a hard look at what we have faith in. ♄ in pisces wants you to not just dream it, but be it.
♄ in pisces wants you to commit to your beliefs. instead of allowing our dream reality to only exist in our minds and our sleep states, ♄ in pisces will create a sense of urgency around putting forth the effort to materialize our fantasies.
the sagittarius pluto generation is going to be raising the aquarius pluto generation. as parents, sag plutos may run the risk of overwhelming their children with the truth, telling them too much or telling them more than they are ready for at their age.
most sag plutos were raised by the virgo or libra pluto gen. these were parents that wanted everything to be right and by the book. they told us life worked a certain way and that we would have to follow steps to get to destinations, always being mindful of others’ perceptions.
as sag plutos grew up, we realized that many of these parents were lying. they probably thought that by controlling our life narratives, they were being helpful. some of it was for our comfort, but likely a good portion of it was for their own.
new moon in aquarius says: be optimistic about the future.
we have had so much heavy, saturnian energy throughout the last month or two with venus rx in capricorn, capricorn season, mercury rx in capricorn, then mars in capricorn.
not to mention it’s winter in the northern hemisphere, making us collectively more tired, somber, and cooped up than usual. however, air sign aquarius is breathing new life into us under the dark moon phase.
in traditional astrology, saturn rules both capricorn and aquarius. with its association with capricorn, saturn has a rep for being harsh, stoic, all work and no play. but in reality, saturn likes to play too.