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Feb 2 • 7 tweets • 2 min read
I think this guy might be turning me racist against white people
Like they make a big deal out of him not having a phone and them having to buy him a phone and him only climbing stuff on sight and within an hour is him religiously on his phone checking the weather
I hate this Derek Zoolander motherfucker now honestly. Directly inverse reaction to the one I had to Nims Purja. Go Team Mountain

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so I was googling ‘offensive postage stamps’ for a bit and I made a horrifying discovery
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Instead I found that Poczta Polska issued a death camp postage stamp. *In 1946*. And it looked like this Image
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whenever Doctor Who gets a new friend they always ask them where in time and space they want to go and the friend never has an answer. not me. off the dome - 1959, when the Harlem Globetrotters played Lenin Central Stadium in Moscow to an audience who did not grasp the premise
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Feb 2
Every day I consider it
I did try and stream Emergency 4 once but the resolution was fucked, which is a shame because it’s the closest any game has ever come to capturing the feeling of playing with little toy cars on your carpet
I guess at some point I’m going to have to get Ready Or Not as well
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honestly the light blue NYPD Caprice livery was iconic
maybe I’m just fond of it because when my dad went to New York for a business trip one time he brought me back a model one, but either way it has a place in my heart
no hub caps, covered in dirt, shit falling off. that’s the aesthetic
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last good looking British police car. sorry. it was all downhill from here
first they realised no one buys secondhand white cars and changed to silver, and that was okay I guess. even some of the early BMWs looked cool
battenberg and its consequences. sure it might have ‘saved lives’ by ‘preventing traffic accidents’ but look how shit it looks
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Feb 2
I’ll say one thing for Italy, every single one of their cop liveries looks fucking great draped over an Alfa Romeo 159
if you gave a British cop a car that sexy they wouldn’t know what to do with it
in the heat of battle he (Giorgetto Giugiaro) don’t miss
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