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@damnyouwillis
Feb 2, 2022 • 6 tweets • 2 min read • Read on X
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MARVEL'S WONG
Perhaps the most sarcastic Marvel Legends toy ever
yeah I "really enjoy" babysitting Dr strange
also he comes with these less sarcastic tortillas
yeah you can stand in front of Chris Pratt
I'm... IN A MARVEL MOVIE!

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