ok Love Never Dies gets a lot easier to stomach if you think of it as a comedy. i mean just the absolute C U N T of the phantom getting so pumped after finding out he's christine's baby daddy that he shows up UNMASKED to raoul like "🤪WASSUP RAOUL 🤪 GUESS WHAT??"
(but also they're both trash and pathetic and christine deserved so much better lmao)
the "what" IS SEEEEENDING MEEEEE
Raoul: EW EW EW EW WTF NO FUCKING WAY JUST FUCKING KILL ME
Phantom: lmao ok
Raoul: wait what
Phantom: what
Phantom: yeah why did you just offer up your life i didn't even ask?? i just wanted you to leave omg
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Realized I could make a totally epic tarot deck based on Iron Widow. I mean imagine Zetian as The Empress...[Redacted] as The Emperor...The Vermilion Bird as The Chariot...the Iron Triangle as The Lovers...
The Fool: Peasant Zetian
The Magician: Yizhi
The High Priestess: Qieluo
The Empress: Pilot Zetian
The Emperor: [Redacted]
The Hierophant: Sima Yi
The Lovers: Zetian, Yizhi, Shimin
The Chariot: Vermilion Bird
Strength: WELCOME TO YOUR NIGHTMARE scene 1/2
all right LET'S DO IT - THE CHINESE CULTURAL REFERENCES IN SHANG CHI - A THREAD
Disclaimer: I know this movie is supposed to be fantasy so I'm not checking for authenticity, I'm just picking stuff out for fun and educational purposes 1/?
the characters on the flag of the Ten Rings, read from top middle and clockwise, are 權力壮偉傑勢宏雄强威. Power, Strength, Strong, Great, Outstanding, Influence, Grand, Might, Strong, Authority. A little excessive tbh. WE GET IT, YOU'RE POWERFUL. 2/?
The characters are written in Seal Script, iconic to the Qin dynasty (China's first imperial one). Qin's defining color was also black, which means Wenwu established the Ten Rings about 2k years ago? But the helmets and armor in this battle remind me more of the Tang dynasty 3/?