Thread by @jonkay

that freedom convoy clogging up downtown didn't prevent me from getting to see the new spiderman movie tonight
and I will never ever forgive them for that

"Hey look. We included Tobey Maguire and Andrew Garfield at the end just so we can remind you that they were awesome Spidermans and Tom Holland is crap. Oh and now here's Willem Dafoe saying random evil stuff. The end. Credits."

"gee fellow producer, this movie doesn't suck enough. What should we do? Oh I know let's make sure the female love interest has only one facial expression... oh yeah solid. Good idea. Oh and also, spiderman now lives in Narnia and there's just random magic portals everywhere"

the ONE reason so see this movie is the scene with J.B. Smoove and the two other school dudes who greet Spiderman when he comes to class... it's about 20 mins in. So come for that and then just leave

Did I mention (& this is true) that my family lets me come to movie night only if I don't offer any commentary during the movie, especially in regard to continuity, plot realism, dialogue quality, & narrative coherence. It has been stressed that this *includes* exasperated sighs

Caution, thread above contains spoilers

(Like, to the effect that the movie sucks)

Well that escalated quickly