Oh let’s buckle up, buttercups.
There is something about people who play “jackass style pranks” on people. I don’t like them and I’ve yet to be proven wrong.
Those pranks are on the edge of “abused animals” which we accept as a anti-social warning sign of one of the -pathys. So of course the Jerrys enjoyed playing pranks. They’re pathys.
Ah yes, blaming the parochial mother and wife for his father being a duplicitous bully. Right on time. The man is a classic type of the Shakespearean order
Okay I take it back, the mom is a monster 😂😂 #raiseup
That’s those plantation hierarchies for you. Virginia being closer to the confederacy makes it more genteel. 🙄
How fine do you have to be for a gangbanger to take one look at you, enroll in bible college, become roommates with your man — all to dirty Mack on the dude??
After the whole forced enslavement of humans and theft of indigenous land thing? Talk radio is the worst American sin, I swear.
Cloistered, narcissistic, self-aggrandizing. Whole family is exactly what you think they are and a perfect mirror image of American politics.
Easily the most embarrassing thing in this whole interview. No self-respect.
They choose to stay in the Virginia mountains nursing their grievances and play-acting at religion because it’s the only place where they make any sense. Strange place.

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