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Feb 8, 2022 24 tweets 12 min read Read on X
oh yeah i absolutely trust this guy #jhplayssinkingcity ImageImage
i didn't play for a few weeks and started again by looking at the same corpse like five times and tanking my sanity. that seems about right #jhplayssinkingcity
i like how the detective mode makes me dizzy so i can’t spend too much time in is, also i’m not sure how sarcastic this tweet is #jhplayssinkingcity
this fucking game... #jhplayssinkingcity ImageImage
i see no downside in immediately volunteering for experimental treatment for the “parasites” that everyone apparently has #jhplayssinkingcity
i don't know if it was a bug or intended, but i'm absolutely crushed that this friendly squamous abomination was murdered by npcs #jhplayssinkingcity Image
main quest: you're going to have to fight now! here's a combat tutorial and lots of ammo!
quest: [requires killing two tiny monsters that take one shot each]
me, who's been doing sidequests and getting myself killed by random monsters for hours: ...thanks #jhplayssinkingcity
captain of a lost expedition: i can't believe all my men are dead...they didn't deserve this...
detective: oh, did you know someone else survived?
captain: he...he's alive? is he here??
detective: nah he died after. anyway-- #jhplayssinkingcity
me, bellowing as my boat gets pushed around by a ferry: HUMANS ARE THE REAL MONSTEEEERS #jhplayssinkingcity Image
[looks at dead horrific monster in laboratory]
[looks at notes talking about reanimation experiments]
[looks at big red button and the wires connecting it to the monster]
[...presses the button] #jhplayssinkingcity
so you have to make deductions with multiple conclusions you can come to. the game would not let me choose both "this dude poisoning randos is bad" and "his ex-wife who is in a cult is also not on the up-an-up." and now she just tried to kill me #jhplayssinkingcity
i appreciate that this game has an achievement for goading the kk/k into attacking you so you can murder them #jhplayssinkingcity
SECOND-BEST COSTUME GET!!! #jhplayssinkingcity Image
guy who dressess in yellow: oh just find me at my theater
me: ...fucking *guy* #jhplayssinkingcity Image
and then i visited a witch's house which was also a field trip to the reptile house!!!! #jhplayssinkingcity ImageImageImageImage
like 80% sure this yellow prick staged his own murder to frame me #jhplayssinkingcity ImageImageImage
and he DIDN'T EVEN GIVE ME THE KING'S ROBES YET #jhplayssinkingcity
so guess who staged his own murder to frame me #jhplayssinkingcity ImageImageImageImage
also i love that the king's robes outfit is exactly the same as van der berg's except reed looked at the yellow hat and said "no, that's a step too far" #jhplayssinkingcity ImageImage
have you seen the yellow sign #jhplayssinkingcity Image
...well bad end #3 can be interpreted as you eloping with hastur so i'll take that one #jhplayssinkingcity

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