Rewatching Iron Man (2007). I remember watching it for the first time at a friend’s place around 2010 or so. Opens with AC/DC
“I don’t want to see this on your MySpace page”, soldier fiddling with digital camera, extremely sharp. All of this first 3 minutes, super snappy editing
the montage of Tony’s life at the apogee awards is excellent exposition
the cut from “he’s always working” to him gambling is also excellent, giving the award to Caesar… seducing the journalist, introducing Jarvis, the house… Potts… 9 minutes!!
ahaha still hits
Tony successfully persuading a frustrated Rhodey to drink with him is also excellent
Before this was Tony/Pepper chemistry stuff
I’m struck on rewatch how dense and economical and yet light and breezy everything is, effortless mastery
17 minutes before we are introduced to, in my view, the most important character in the MCU: Yinsen
Tony refuses to build the Jericho missile and gets water tortured, I forgot about that. They take him on a tour through his stuff
Tony: either way I’ll be dead within a week
Yinsen: well then this is a very important week for you isn’t it
the construction of the minaturized arc reactor is treated with appropriate reverence
Iirc gulmira is where stark goes to rescue people later
Ramin Djawadi’s music is so excellent, truly on a GOAT trajectory
warlord monologuing about weapons technology and empire… threatens Yinsen, really sharpens Tony’s motivation/resolve… subsequent Mach 1 suit up scene really demonstrates how much Tony does need Yinsen and wouldn’t have made it without him
the Mach 1 reveal is pretty excellent, Tony is treated almost like the shark in a monster movie and the focus on the fear and helplessness of the goons is very smart
And this is the moment the MCU is born.
after Tony’s suit explodes he still has to walk thru the desert, which I’m pretty sure is a Lawrence of Arabia reference, which I imagine is on lots of serious filmmakers’ bucket list
obadiah’s handling of the press conference is very masterful
then we have pepper helping Tony with his arc replacement which is super intimate, and witnessing them navigate this is a treat
now it’s Mach 2 suit building time – meanwhile our villains are piecing together the Mach 1 suit. I feel like there’s a Yorick’s Skull aspect to “look at this mask”
I’m kinda tickled that Obie plays the piano, and the little thing with the pizza
the amount of effort Tony puts into learning how to fly, sorting out the suit, etc makes this scene really pay off
hoity toity party scenes are always fun, if I ever made a movie or a video game or whatever I would absolutely make sure to include one so you can see our badass heroes being nervous and shy about not quit fitting in. Pepper is endearing here
There are some looks that actors can do that can carry entire movies. RDJ’s intense angry wet-eye stare is one of them. And he’s decided to liberate Yinsen’s hometown from the warlords using his weapons
walkin away from explosions!
RDJ’s eyes again always used to maximal effect
One pilot shakes Tony off, which damages the other plane, and Tony gets to demonstrate his heroism by rescuing the pilot despite being threatened
problem with being a ruthless murdersome arse is all the other ruthless murdersome arses
pepper: I quit
Tony: I’m not crazy I just finally know what I have to do
Tony: and I know in my heart that it’s right
genius throwback… Tony really knows how to push people’s buttons (consider how he persuaded Rhodey to drink, journalist to go home with him, etc)
this scene where pepper is downloading the files and Obie shows up is so tense. We just saw that Obie has no issue murdering people so we worry for her. Music starts out subtly haunting and escalates in intensity
epic lil moment that reminds everyone what a bad mf Tony is
Obie’s villainy is really excellent I think because he has this mix of theatricality and competence. IM2 and IM3 villains don’t quite measure up. He might actually maybe be the best MCU villain apart from Thanos, I’m not sure
Tony being saved by his annoying robot was a lovely touch, and then Rhodes comes for him. The opposite of the murderous arsehole problem: good guys run into inconvenient difficulties but they win because they have friends
more suspense/horror tropes in the Iron Monger reveal, subtly well done thing that isn’t obvious
Obie: I’ve lifted you up for 30 years! I built this company up from nothing!
this the kind of shit you can work through in therapy ya know Obie
Ok the one sorta slightly weak bit of writing was I think how they got rid of Obie in the end (arc reactor explosion). idk, off the top of my head how I would do it differently, but I would try to weave more of the narrative into it. But it’s fine, still excellent overall
yea great movie still holds up even without the MCU
opens with AC/DC and ends with Black Sabbath, so good
yea this is where the potential strengthening is, if you wants to make Iron Man 1 even better. Obie has to lose specifically because he was wrong about this
“It’s not mine because I came up with it. It’s mine because I understand it.”
iron man 2 interestingly opens right away by demonstrating that Vanko is a real engineer/technologist like Tony is. We see his father die, we get a sense of the obsession from the posters on the walls… and he does independently invent the arc tractor
*reactor
Tony meanwhile is enjoying his success/victory, and demonstrates his showman chops. we have the budget for dancers now
How come nobody talks about how Tony Stark invented Theranos in Iron Man 2? Also Elon is in it yea and also Larry Ellison for some reason
the Elon cameo is actually very well done, aged well
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i haven't really bothered to make a deliberate effort to grow my twitter following or to write bangers etc in years, but i still have a clear sense of how to do it and i've advised other people who wanted to do the same, and witnessed them succeed. here are a couple of thoughts
one of the most important things you have to remember, especially if you're still a small account starting out and trying to get more attention, is that people aren't reading your tweets in isolation. your tweets are showing up as a 'beat' on a timeline
so if your tweet is something that's moderately unclear or confusing, or has too many details, or the sentiment is too complex, people's likeliest response is to scroll past it
this changes once people know you, care about you, believe that it's worth the effort to decipher you
there’s a thing I often wish I could explain to people… but hilariously, it fits the same pattern I’m trying to explain:
a lot of the most interesting, valuable things you can do are things that have very small windows of opportunity
so in the case of matchmaking, a beginner matchmaker might think it’s a matter of finding the best possible people (according to some set of metrics) for the best possible people.
but the expert matchmaker will tell you that actually timing and seasonality etc matter more
in something like football you might think that the player with the most stamina, best striking ability, etc is the strongest
but the guy that scores the most goals is typically the guy who is most sensitive to the situation. Messi famously just walks around the pitch Observing
one of the oldest stories we have on record is from 1850BC Egypt called "The Eloquent Peasant". It's fairly short yet interestingly complex. i'll try and retell it as quickly and entertainingly as i can
we begin with our boi Khun-Anup, a poor peasant just tryna sell his wares...
to get to the market he has to pass thru land that's owned by nobles. ultimately i believe the land is owned by the pharaoh, but it's administrated by the high steward Rensi, who in turn lets it be run by the local goon Nemtynakht... a ~4000yo matryoshka of bureaucracy
so anyway. the local goon Nemtynakht is a corrupt mf and decides to rob our boi Khun-Anup. he lays out a cloth across the narrow path, which is in between a river and the goon's private fields of barley.
Khun-Anup is like, pls sir, I can't move, I don't wanna trample your cloth
for starters I don’t think you’re selfish for not having children
and kids actually are a joy to have
but if you need a different reason, I really liked what some other couple once said, about wanting to have “a maximum human experience”. I’ll elaborate how I interpreted that
but first again I’ll reiterate that you *don’t* have to have kids. i don’t think it’s something that should be done from a sense of weary obligation. I believe it’s possible to have a meaningful, beautiful life without kids and you should do what feels right for you in your heart
ok so like the first wild thing to me about having kids is that you get to see your own childhood and your own parents from a sort of “exploded perspective” view. it’s like seeing the matrix, the current timeline directly loops over the past and it’s narratively ultra satisfying