Thread by @tressiemcphd

I totally get that the vast majority of people think this way. I easily concede. I’m just too old and/or tired to be uncomfortable for a long time so we can hang-out when we are…traveling to a place to hangout.

https://twitter.com/darrienj/status/1493466863925346307

This is just the way that I am. I don’t need all that much watering and feeding. And I look at transport as utilitarian. I get it done as efficiently as possible and see you at the destination.

In my view, we need to line up single file, have our boarding passes ready, not change seats once boarded, sit quietly, and get there already.

If it’s a romantic partner? Separate us. It’s fine. We can play footsie when we get there. A friend? Awesome. Hope they get some shut eye wherever they’re seated. I will be doing the same.

I’m broken.